Benditt (Last Name) - Revision history

CoolHotDog at 21:54, 19 June 2025

2025-06-19T21:54:16Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 14:54, 19 June 2025
Line 1:		Line 1:


	~~{\| style="background: white; color: black;width:610px; padding: 0.5em; text-align: center; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto; border: 2px solid black;">~~
	~~\| rowspan="2" \| {{{image\|[[File:Fat.jpeg\|100px]]}}}~~
	~~!{{{notice\| '''''Chungus’d?'''''~~
	~~If you are Francis or one of his loyal fans, please [[click here]]}}}~~
	\|}

	'''Benditt''' is a surname passed down by a cursed bloodline originating from Eastern Europe, possibly from Bromberg (modern-day Bydgoszcz, Poland), or straight from Hell depending on who you ask. Historically tied to Jewish-German roots, the name has since become synonymous with emotional damage, rage, and terminal online behavior.		'''Benditt''' is a surname passed down by a cursed bloodline originating from Eastern Europe, possibly from Bromberg (modern-day Bydgoszcz, Poland), or straight from Hell depending on who you ask. Historically tied to Jewish-German roots, the name has since become synonymous with emotional damage, rage, and terminal online behavior.

Anotheruser: Link fixing

2025-06-02T17:35:35Z

Link fixing

← Older revision		Revision as of 10:35, 2 June 2025
Line 33:		Line 33:
	The Benditt bloodline, like a poorly maintained plumbing system, branches off in strange and unpredictable directions.		The Benditt bloodline, like a poorly maintained plumbing system, branches off in strange and unpredictable directions.

	*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt\| Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.		*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.
	[[File:EarlP.jpg\|thumb\|The Benditt famliy tree]]		[[File:EarlP.jpg\|thumb\|The Benditt famliy tree]]
	Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''		Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''

Anotheruser: test

2025-06-02T17:32:55Z

test

← Older revision		Revision as of 10:32, 2 June 2025
Line 34:		Line 34:

	*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt\| Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.		*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt\| Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.
	[[~~index.php?title=File:EarlP.jpg\|link=~~File:EarlP.jpg\|thumb~~\|400x400px~~\|The Benditt famliy tree]]		[[File:EarlP.jpg\|thumb\|The Benditt famliy tree]]
	Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''		Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''

Anotheruser: Formatted the images

2025-06-02T16:46:46Z

Formatted the images

← Older revision		Revision as of 09:46, 2 June 2025
Line 34:		Line 34:

	*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt\| Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.		*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt\| Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.
			[[index.php?title=File:EarlP.jpg\|link=File:EarlP.jpg\|thumb\|400x400px\|The Benditt famliy tree]]
			Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''

	~~Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''~~
	~~[[File:EarlP.jpg\|400px]]~~

CoolHotDog at 19:37, 1 June 2025

2025-06-01T19:37:59Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 12:37, 1 June 2025
Line 75:		Line 75:
	* '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', talking to the devs he did not pay.		* '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', talking to the devs he did not pay.
	* '''"WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER!!!"''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', delivering his best quote ever.		* '''"WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER!!!"''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', delivering his best quote ever.

			==See also==
			* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Sr]]
			* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]
			* [[Evidence]]
			* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]
			* [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]


	== References ==		== References ==
	<references />		<references />

CoolHotDog: /* Cousins and Extended Kin */

2025-06-01T17:45:33Z

Cousins and Extended Kin

← Older revision		Revision as of 10:45, 1 June 2025
Line 56:		Line 56:


	*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (~~1958~~-) –		*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (1973-) –
	A Canadian/Austrian branch of the Benditt family produced Aaron, who briefly gained notoriety after several legal issues involving "disciplinary research" and "non-consensual mentorship." Once a self-described “gamified behavioral consultant,” Aaron's career came to an abrupt halt following multiple convictions related to inappropriate contact with minors<ref>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no- punishment-after-apparent-hazing-ritual-at-ryerson-1.1313558</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/03/rye-spanker-back-in-court/</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/11/rye-spanker-goes-to-prison/</ref>.		A Canadian/Austrian branch of the Benditt family produced Aaron, who briefly gained notoriety after several legal issues involving "disciplinary research" and "non-consensual mentorship." Once a self-described “gamified behavioral consultant,” Aaron's career came to an abrupt halt following multiple convictions related to inappropriate contact with minors<ref>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no- punishment-after-apparent-hazing-ritual-at-ryerson-1.1313558</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/03/rye-spanker-back-in-court/</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/11/rye-spanker-goes-to-prison/</ref>.

CoolHotDog: /* Cousins and Extended Kin */

2025-06-01T17:40:28Z

Cousins and Extended Kin

← Older revision		Revision as of 10:40, 1 June 2025
Line 58:		Line 58:
	*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (1958-) –		*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (1958-) –
	A Canadian/Austrian branch of the Benditt family produced Aaron, who briefly gained notoriety after several legal issues involving "disciplinary research" and "non-consensual mentorship." Once a self-described “gamified behavioral consultant,” Aaron's career came to an abrupt halt following multiple convictions related to inappropriate contact with minors<ref>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no- punishment-after-apparent-hazing-ritual-at-ryerson-1.1313558</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/03/rye-spanker-back-in-court/</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/11/rye-spanker-goes-to-prison/</ref>.		A Canadian/Austrian branch of the Benditt family produced Aaron, who briefly gained notoriety after several legal issues involving "disciplinary research" and "non-consensual mentorship." Once a self-described “gamified behavioral consultant,” Aaron's career came to an abrupt halt following multiple convictions related to inappropriate contact with minors<ref>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no- punishment-after-apparent-hazing-ritual-at-ryerson-1.1313558</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/03/rye-spanker-back-in-court/</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/11/rye-spanker-goes-to-prison/</ref>.

			"Without warning, he would pull his victims over his knee and spank them," Crown attorney Suhail Akhtar said.<ref>https://nospank.net/n-i92.htm</ref>

	Aaron legally changed his name to '''Aaron Lewis''' in 2015<ref>https://www.gov.mb.ca/asset_library/en/queensprinter/gazette/2015/43-10-24-2015.pdf</ref> “for professional clarity.” His media nickname, “The Ryerson Spanker,” remains archived in several Toronto tabloids.		Aaron legally changed his name to '''Aaron Lewis''' in 2015<ref>https://www.gov.mb.ca/asset_library/en/queensprinter/gazette/2015/43-10-24-2015.pdf</ref> “for professional clarity.” His media nickname, “The Ryerson Spanker,” remains archived in several Toronto tabloids.

CoolHotDog: /* Cousins and Extended Kin */

2025-06-01T17:37:42Z

Cousins and Extended Kin

← Older revision		Revision as of 10:37, 1 June 2025
Line 35:		Line 35:
	*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt\| Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.		*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt\| Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.

	Relation to Francis IV: 2nd cousin, three times removed		Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''
	[[File:EarlP.jpg\|400px]]		[[File:EarlP.jpg\|400px]]


	* '''Zamien Benditt-Parkes''' (1996–2014)		* '''Zamien Benditt-Parkes''' (1996–2014)
	Local genius, athlete, and musician. Went missing, found dead in the woods. RIP. one of the unfortunate Benditt's.<ref>https://981thehawk.com/vanished-what-happened-to-17-year-old-zamien-benditt-parkes/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral</ref><ref>https://eu.pressconnects.com/story/news/local/pennsylvania/2014/08/30/found-body-missing-teen/14874483/</ref><ref>https://www.sheldonfuneralhomes.com/obituary/2666556</ref>		Local genius, athlete, and musician. Went missing, found dead in the woods. RIP. one of the unfortunate Benditt's.<ref>https://981thehawk.com/vanished-what-happened-to-17-year-old-zamien-benditt-parkes/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral</ref><ref>https://eu.pressconnects.com/story/news/local/pennsylvania/2014/08/30/found-body-missing-teen/14874483/</ref><ref>https://www.sheldonfuneralhomes.com/obituary/2666556</ref>

	Relation to Francis IV: 4th Cousin 1 time removed.		Relation to Francis IV: '''4th Cousin 1 time removed'''.


	*'''Thomas Benditt''' (b. 1958)		*'''Thomas Benditt''' (b. 1958)
Line 51:		Line 53:
	Seriously—what is it with the Benditts and stabbing or hurting their own relatives??		Seriously—what is it with the Benditts and stabbing or hurting their own relatives??

	Relation to Francis IV: 3rd cousin, twice removed.<ref>https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1993/08/15/man-charged-with-caging-his-father/</ref>		Relation to Francis IV: '''3rd cousin, twice removed'''.<ref>https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1993/08/15/man-charged-with-caging-his-father/</ref>


			*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (1958-) –
			A Canadian/Austrian branch of the Benditt family produced Aaron, who briefly gained notoriety after several legal issues involving "disciplinary research" and "non-consensual mentorship." Once a self-described “gamified behavioral consultant,” Aaron's career came to an abrupt halt following multiple convictions related to inappropriate contact with minors<ref>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no- punishment-after-apparent-hazing-ritual-at-ryerson-1.1313558</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/03/rye-spanker-back-in-court/</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/11/rye-spanker-goes-to-prison/</ref>.

			Aaron legally changed his name to '''Aaron Lewis''' in 2015<ref>https://www.gov.mb.ca/asset_library/en/queensprinter/gazette/2015/43-10-24-2015.pdf</ref> “for professional clarity.” His media nickname, “The Ryerson Spanker,” remains archived in several Toronto tabloids.

			Relation to Francis IV: '''Not known as for now, Aaron descends from Austrian Benditt's, not Polish'''.

	== Possible Relation to Daniel Cohn-Bendit ==		== Possible Relation to Daniel Cohn-Bendit ==

CoolHotDog: /* Cousins and Extended Kin */

2025-06-01T16:30:48Z

Cousins and Extended Kin

← Older revision		Revision as of 09:30, 1 June 2025
Line 42:		Line 42:

	Relation to Francis IV: 4th Cousin 1 time removed.		Relation to Francis IV: 4th Cousin 1 time removed.

			*'''Thomas Benditt''' (b. 1958)
			Amateur jailer, professional disappointment. In 1993, Thomas was arrested for locking his elderly father—retired Boeing machinist John Benditt—in a sweltering Florida bedroom with a piss bucket and half a bottle of water.
			Charged with elder neglect, exploitation, and literally caging a person. Janice Pellitier, a paid “caretaker,” was also arrested. John was found alive but nervous, shaking, and relocated to a nursing home.

			Widely considered a [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]] copycat, given that FJB III infamously stabbed both his parents in a drug-fueled dispute.

			Seriously—what is it with the Benditts and stabbing or hurting their own relatives??

			Relation to Francis IV: 3rd cousin, twice removed.<ref>https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1993/08/15/man-charged-with-caging-his-father/</ref>

	== Possible Relation to Daniel Cohn-Bendit ==		== Possible Relation to Daniel Cohn-Bendit ==

Fallenjanny: /* Notable Quotes */

2025-06-01T13:05:25Z

Notable Quotes

← Older revision		Revision as of 06:05, 1 June 2025
Line 52:		Line 52:
	* '''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now.”''' – '''Francis J. Benditt III''', after stabbing his boomer parents like it was a family-friendly episode of Dexter.		* '''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now.”''' – '''Francis J. Benditt III''', after stabbing his boomer parents like it was a family-friendly episode of Dexter.
	* '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', talking to the devs he did not pay.		* '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', talking to the devs he did not pay.
			* '''"WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER!!!"''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', delivering his best quote ever.

	== References ==		== References ==
	<references />		<references />