Francis Joseph Benditt III - Revision history

CoolHotDog at 19:35, 1 June 2025

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	He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium].		He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium].

			==See also==
			* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]
			* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]
			* [[Benditt (Last Name)]]
			* [[Francis Trophy Room]]
			* [[Crash Out]]




	== references ==		== references ==

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Family Legacy

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	== Family Legacy ==		== Family Legacy ==
	Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. ~~This~~ is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed will follow him to reincarnation.		Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. There is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed which will follow him to reincarnation.

	Here's a blog post about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/		Here's a blog post about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/

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	[[File:SirStabsALot.jpg\|thumb\|275x275px\|Frank III. Also known as: Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-Lot, Fatherchungus]]		[[File:SirStabsALot.jpg\|thumb\|275x275px\|Frank III. Also known as: Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-Lot, Fatherchungus]]

	'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing ~~both of~~ his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.		'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.

	== Overview ==		== Overview ==
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	Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. This is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed will follow him to reincarnation.		Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. This is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed will follow him to reincarnation.

	Here's a blog about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/		Here's a blog post about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/

	Archive: https://archive.is/UPx6h</ref>		Archive: https://archive.is/UPx6h</ref>

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	Dubbed by the press as a man "too old to live with his parents but too unstable to be left unsupervised," Benditt’s viral infamy peaked after muttering the quote:		Dubbed by the press as a man "too old to live with his parents but too unstable to be left unsupervised," Benditt’s viral infamy peaked after muttering the quote:

	<span style="color:#38761D">>“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now”<br>>while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.</span>		<span style="color:#38761D">>“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now”<br>>while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale</span>

	The event, which involved multiple knives, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/		The event, which involved multiple knives, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/

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	Dubbed by the press as a man "too old to live with his parents but too unstable to be left unsupervised," Benditt’s viral infamy peaked after muttering the quote:		Dubbed by the press as a man "too old to live with his parents but too unstable to be left unsupervised," Benditt’s viral infamy peaked after muttering the quote:

	> ''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe ~~now,”''~~		<span style="color:#38761D">>“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now”<br>>while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.</span>
	> — while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.

	The event, which involved multiple knives, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/		The event, which involved multiple knives, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/
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	* Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue		* Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue
	* Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was ''L.A. Noire''		* Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was ''L.A. Noire''
			* Fail because he's a niggermonkeytard and left another knife in his back pocket

	All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.		All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.

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	Archive: https://archive.is/UPx6h</ref>		Archive: https://archive.is/UPx6h</ref>
	<blockquote>'''Thoughts About The Joy of My Life: My Son'''		<blockquote>'''<big>Thoughts About The Joy of My Life: My Son</big>'''
	Posted on August 10, 2020		Posted on August 10, 2020
	Life is curious, rewarding and often challenging. I have advanced to the age of 47 and have become more reflective every day. But, hey, this is commonplace. What my thoughts comprise are the totality of the life experience and the lessons that may/should be derived.		Life is curious, rewarding and often challenging. I have advanced to the age of 47 and have become more reflective every day. But, hey, this is commonplace. What my thoughts comprise are the totality of the life experience and the lessons that may/should be derived.

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 [[File:SirStabsALot.jpg|thumb|275x275px|Frank III. Also known as: Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-Lot, Fatherchungus]]
-'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for stabbing both of his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.
+'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing both of his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.
 == Overview ==
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 > — while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.
-The event, which involved multiple knifes, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/</ref>
+The event, which involved multiple knives, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/
 == Family Legacy ==
-Benditt III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. This is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' which will follow him to reincarnation.
+Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. This is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed will follow him to reincarnation.
-Here's an blog about his son:
+Frank III   XOXO</blockquote>
 == The Incident (this nigga thinks he's Tony Soprano) ==

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	~~'''Francis Joseph Benditt~~ III~~'''~~		[[File:SirStabsALot.jpg\|thumb\|275x275px\|Frank III. Also known as: Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-Lot, Fatherchungus]]

	Also known as: ~~'''~~Daddy Chungus~~'''~~, ~~'''~~Sir Stabs-A-Lot~~'''~~, ~~'''~~Fatherchungus~~'''~~
	~~[[File:SirStabsALot.jpg\|center\|thumb\|275x275px\|Frank III~~]]

	'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for stabbing both of his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.		'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for stabbing both of his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.
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	== The Incident (this nigga thinks he's Tony Soprano) ==		== The Incident (this nigga thinks he's Tony Soprano) ==
			[[File:FrankOrange.jpg\|thumb\|275x275px\|Annoying Frankrage]]

	On the morning of February 21, 2019, Benditt reportedly burst into his parents' bedroom at 4:30 AM accusing them of stealing his heart medication, wielding a knife and boomer rage. Over the next five hours, he managed to:		On the morning of February 21, 2019, Benditt reportedly burst into his parents' bedroom at 4:30 AM accusing them of stealing his heart medication, wielding a knife and boomer rage. Over the next five hours, he managed to:
	* Stab both parents<ref name=":0" />		* Stab both parents<ref name=":0" />
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	* Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue		* Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue
	* Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was ''L.A. Noire''		* Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was ''L.A. Noire''

	~~[[File:FrankOrange.jpg\|center\|thumb\|275x275px\|Annoying Frankrage]]~~

	All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.		All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.
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	== Current Status ==		== Current Status ==
			[[File:FJBjewtube.webp\|thumb\|His digital footprint is large and still growing.]]

	Benditt remains barred from:		Benditt remains barred from:
	* Knife ownership		* Knife ownership
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	He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium].		He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium].

	~~[[File:FJBjewtube.webp]]~~

	== references ==		== references ==

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	> — while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.		> — while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.

	The event, which involved multiple knifes, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref>https://www.delcotimes.com/~~2021~~/08/19/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/</ref>		The event, which involved multiple knifes, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/</ref>

	== Family Legacy ==		== Family Legacy ==
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	== The Incident (this nigga thinks he's Tony Soprano) ==		== The Incident (this nigga thinks he's Tony Soprano) ==
	On the morning of February 21, 2019, Benditt reportedly burst into his parents' bedroom at 4:30 AM accusing them of stealing his heart medication, wielding a knife and boomer rage. Over the next five hours, he managed to:		On the morning of February 21, 2019, Benditt reportedly burst into his parents' bedroom at 4:30 AM accusing them of stealing his heart medication, wielding a knife and boomer rage. Over the next five hours, he managed to:
	* Stab both parents<ref~~>https~~:/~~/www.delcotimes.com/2021/08/19/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/</ref~~>		* Stab both parents<ref name=":0" />
	* Stab himself		* Stab himself
	* Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue		* Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue

CoolHotDog: /* Current Status */

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	He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium].		He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium].

			[[File:FJBjewtube.webp]]

	== references ==		== references ==