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	* [[Fallenchungus]] allegedly tried to sell Francis Sr.’s old fishing gear on eBay to fund Robux, but the listing was taken down after his mom, [[Kathryn Lavaique]], found out.		* [[Fallenchungus]] allegedly tried to sell Francis Sr.’s old fishing gear on eBay to fund Robux, but the listing was taken down after his mom, [[Kathryn Lavaique]], found out.

			==See also==
			* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]
			* [[Benditt (Last Name)]]

	==References==		==References==

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	'''Francis J. Benditt Sr.''' (December 11, 1924 – July 26, 2011), aka '''First Chungus''' or '''Good Guy Chungus''' was the patriarch of the cursed Benditt bloodline and the only member who didn’t spiral into a vortex of cocaine, knives, or Roblox fart fetishism.		'''Francis J. Benditt Sr.''' (December 11, 1924 – July 26, 2011), aka '''First Chungus''' or '''Good Guy Chungus''' was the patriarch of the cursed Benditt bloodline and the only member who didn’t spiral into a vortex of cocaine, knives, or Roblox fart fetishism.

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	Born on December 11, 1924, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to Felix and Elizabeth Kelly Benditt His WWII enlistment card lists him as an 18-year-old student at St. Thomas More High School, living with his mother at '''5420 Pennsgrove St., Philadelphia''', with no hint of the degeneracy his lineage would unleash.		Born on December 11, 1924, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to Felix and Elizabeth Kelly Benditt His WWII enlistment card lists him as an 18-year-old student at St. Thomas More High School, living with his mother at '''5420 Pennsgrove St., Philadelphia''', with no hint of the degeneracy his lineage would unleash.

	Francis Sr. worked 41 years as a tool and die maker at Boeing, a job that required actual talent and didn’t involve begging for unpaid labor on Discord. He founded the Redwood Seniors Club Inc. in Upland, serving as president for five years, proving he could lead without crashing out like his great-grandson. An avid fisherman, hunter, dancer, and Philadelphia sports fan, he lived a life so wholesome it makes [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]’s antics look like a fever dream. He died on July 26, 2011, at Crozer Chester Medical Center, leaving behind his second wife, Edith Bixby Benditt, three children (Francis Jr., Theresa Thompson, Jane E. Benditt), three stepchildren, four grandchildren, and five great-grandchildren, including the infamous [[Fallenchungus]].		Francis Sr. worked 41 years as a tool and die maker at Boeing, a job that required actual talent and didn’t involve begging for unpaid labor on Discord. He founded the Redwood Seniors Club Inc. in Upland, serving as president for five years, proving he could lead without crashing out like his great-grandson. An avid fisherman, hunter, dancer, and Philadelphia sports fan, he lived a life so wholesome it makes [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]’s antics look like a fever dream. He died on July 26, 2011<ref>https://www.cavanaghfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Francis-J-Benditt?obId=25166095</ref>, at Crozer Chester Medical Center, leaving behind his second wife, Edith Bixby Benditt, three children (Francis Jr., Theresa Thompson, Jane E. Benditt), three stepchildren, four grandchildren, and five great-grandchildren, including the infamous [[Fallenchungus]].

	==The Good Guy Chungus ==		==The Good Guy Chungus ==

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	==Connection to the Benditt Chaos==		==Connection to the Benditt Chaos==
	Francis Sr.’s primary fault was siring Francis Joseph Benditt Jr., the ~~“Cocaine~~ Chungus,” who fathered Francis Joseph Benditt III, the “Stabber,” who then produced Francis Joseph Benditt IV, the “Fallenchungus.”		Francis Sr.’s primary fault was siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]., the “'''Cocaine Chungus''',” who fathered [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]], the “Stabber,” who then produced [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]], the “Fallenchungus.”

	Francis Sr.’s normal life as a tool and die maker and community leader stands in stark contrast to his great-grandson’s DoorDash dependency and fart fetish art. If he’d lived to see Francis IV’s X posts, he might’ve traded his fishing rod for a shotgun.		Francis Sr.’s normal life as a tool and die maker and community leader stands in stark contrast to his great-grandson’s DoorDash dependency and fart fetish art. If he’d lived to see Francis IV’s X posts, he might’ve traded his fishing rod for a shotgun.


	==Trivia==		==Trivia==

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	==The Good Guy Chungus ==		==The Good Guy Chungus ==
	In the [[Fallenchungus]] saga, Francis Sr. is hailed as the “First Chungus,” a title coined by [[KiwiFarms]] users who marvel at his ability to avoid the family’s downward spiral. His son, [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]], got busted in the 1980s “yuppie cocaine ring” scandal, flooding Penn State with nose candy<ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/yuppie-cocaine-ring-broken/article_032a3c4e-325a-5169-b7fe-d4382f8bfefc.html</ref><ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/two-men-from-yuppie-cocaine-ring-sentenced/article_6f34523f-8ae9-5123-acde-9ca27caf4d60.html</ref>. His grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]], stabbed his parents in a 2019 mental health speedrun. And his great-grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]], became a Roblox “developer” with a fart fetish and a [[Frankpocalypse]] to his name. Francis Sr., meanwhile, was out here square-dancing and rooting for the Phillies, making him the only Benditt who didn’t turn life into a Reddit thread.		In the [[Fallenchungus]] saga, Francis Sr. is hailed as the “First Chungus,” a title coined by [[KiwiFarms]] users who marvel at his ability to avoid the family’s downward spiral. His son, [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]], got busted in the 1980s “yuppie cocaine ring” scandal, flooding Penn State with nose candy<ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/yuppie-cocaine-ring-broken/article_032a3c4e-325a-5169-b7fe-d4382f8bfefc.html</ref><ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/two-men-from-yuppie-cocaine-ring-sentenced/article_6f34523f-8ae9-5123-acde-9ca27caf4d60.html</ref>. His grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]], stabbed his parents in a 2019 mental health speedrun<ref>https://www.delcotimes.com/2021/08/19/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/</ref>. And his great-grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]], became a Roblox “developer” with a fart fetish and a [[Frankpocalypse]] to his name. Francis Sr., meanwhile, was out here square-dancing and rooting for the Phillies, making him the only Benditt who didn’t turn life into a Reddit thread.

	==Connection to the Benditt Chaos==		==Connection to the Benditt Chaos==

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	==The Good Guy Chungus ==		==The Good Guy Chungus ==
	In the [[Fallenchungus]] saga, Francis Sr. is hailed as the “First Chungus,” a title coined by [[KiwiFarms]] users who marvel at his ability to avoid the family’s downward spiral. His son, [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]], got busted in the 1980s “yuppie cocaine ring” scandal, flooding Penn State with nose candy. His grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]], stabbed his parents in a 2019 mental health speedrun. And his great-grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]], became a Roblox “developer” with a fart fetish and a [[Frankpocalypse]] to his name. Francis Sr., meanwhile, was out here square-dancing and rooting for the Phillies, making him the only Benditt who didn’t turn life into a Reddit thread.		In the [[Fallenchungus]] saga, Francis Sr. is hailed as the “First Chungus,” a title coined by [[KiwiFarms]] users who marvel at his ability to avoid the family’s downward spiral. His son, [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]], got busted in the 1980s “yuppie cocaine ring” scandal, flooding Penn State with nose candy<ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/yuppie-cocaine-ring-broken/article_032a3c4e-325a-5169-b7fe-d4382f8bfefc.html</ref><ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/two-men-from-yuppie-cocaine-ring-sentenced/article_6f34523f-8ae9-5123-acde-9ca27caf4d60.html</ref>. His grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]], stabbed his parents in a 2019 mental health speedrun. And his great-grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]], became a Roblox “developer” with a fart fetish and a [[Frankpocalypse]] to his name. Francis Sr., meanwhile, was out here square-dancing and rooting for the Phillies, making him the only Benditt who didn’t turn life into a Reddit thread.

	==Connection to the Benditt Chaos==		==Connection to the Benditt Chaos==

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	==The Good Guy Chungus ==		==The Good Guy Chungus ==
	In the [[Fallenchungus]] saga, Francis Sr. is hailed as the “First Chungus,” a title coined by [[KiwiFarms]] users who marvel at his ability to avoid the family’s downward spiral. His son, [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]], got busted in the 1980s “yuppie cocaine ring” scandal, flooding Penn State with nose candy. His grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]], stabbed his parents in a 2019 mental health speedrun ~~[Ref: Francis Joseph Benditt III Article]~~. And his great-grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]], became a Roblox “developer” with a fart fetish and a [[Frankpocalypse]] to his name. Francis Sr., meanwhile, was out here square-dancing and rooting for the Phillies, making him the only Benditt who didn’t turn life into a Reddit thread.		In the [[Fallenchungus]] saga, Francis Sr. is hailed as the “First Chungus,” a title coined by [[KiwiFarms]] users who marvel at his ability to avoid the family’s downward spiral. His son, [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]], got busted in the 1980s “yuppie cocaine ring” scandal, flooding Penn State with nose candy. His grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]], stabbed his parents in a 2019 mental health speedrun. And his great-grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]], became a Roblox “developer” with a fart fetish and a [[Frankpocalypse]] to his name. Francis Sr., meanwhile, was out here square-dancing and rooting for the Phillies, making him the only Benditt who didn’t turn life into a Reddit thread.

	==Connection to the Benditt Chaos==		==Connection to the Benditt Chaos==

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	'''Francis J. Benditt Sr.''' (December 11, 1924 – July 26, 2011), aka '''First Chungus''' or '''Good Guy Chungus''' was the patriarch of the cursed Benditt bloodline and the only member who didn’t spiral into a vortex of cocaine, knives, or Roblox fart fetishism.		'''Francis J. Benditt Sr.''' (December 11, 1924 – July 26, 2011), aka '''First Chungus''' or '''Good Guy Chungus''' was the patriarch of the cursed Benditt bloodline and the only member who didn’t spiral into a vortex of cocaine, knives, or Roblox fart fetishism.

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	'''Francis J. Benditt Sr.''' (December 11, 1924 – July 26, 2011), aka '''First Chungus''' or '''Good Guy Chungus''' was the patriarch of the cursed Benditt bloodline and the only member who didn’t spiral into a vortex of cocaine, knives, or Roblox fart fetishism.		'''Francis J. Benditt Sr.''' (December 11, 1924 – July 26, 2011), aka '''First Chungus''' or '''Good Guy Chungus''' was the patriarch of the cursed Benditt bloodline and the only member who didn’t spiral into a vortex of cocaine, knives, or Roblox fart fetishism.

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	* Francis Sr.’s WWII enlistment card lists his mother, Elizabeth Benditt, as his emergency contact, suggesting she was the OG Chungus who kept the family sane.		* Francis Sr.’s WWII enlistment card lists his mother, Elizabeth Benditt, as his emergency contact, suggesting she was the OG Chungus who kept the family sane.

	* [[~~Francis Joseph Benditt IV~~]] allegedly tried to sell Francis Sr.’s old fishing gear on eBay to fund Robux, but the listing was taken down after his mom, [[Kathryn Lavaique]], found out.		* [[Fallenchungus]] allegedly tried to sell Francis Sr.’s old fishing gear on eBay to fund Robux, but the listing was taken down after his mom, [[Kathryn Lavaique]], found out.


	==References==		==References==