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Also known as: '''Daddy Chungus''', '''Sir Stabs-A-Lot''', '''Fatherchungus''' | Also known as: '''Daddy Chungus''', '''Sir Stabs-A-Lot''', '''Fatherchungus''' | ||
'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for stabbing both of his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''. | '''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for stabbing both of his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''. He currently spergs about wrestling and politics on social media, as well as goons to female wrestlers.<ref>https://archive.is/CQkno#p121587</ref> | ||
== Overview == | == Overview == | ||
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> — while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale. | > — while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale. | ||
The event, which involved multiple knifes, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref>https://www.delcotimes.com/2021/08/19/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/</ref> | The event, which involved multiple knifes, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2021/08/19/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/</ref> | ||
== Family Legacy == | == Family Legacy == | ||
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== The Incident (this nigga thinks he's Tony Soprano) == | == The Incident (this nigga thinks he's Tony Soprano) == | ||
On the morning of February 21, 2019, Benditt reportedly burst into his parents' bedroom at 4:30 AM accusing them of stealing his heart medication, wielding a knife and boomer rage. Over the next five hours, he managed to: | On the morning of February 21, 2019, Benditt reportedly burst into his parents' bedroom at 4:30 AM accusing them of stealing his heart medication, wielding a knife and boomer rage.<ref name=":0" /> Over the next five hours, he managed to: | ||
* Stab both parents | * Stab both parents | ||
* Stab himself | * Stab himself | ||
* Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue | * Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue | ||
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* Good Sports Takes | * Good Sports Takes | ||
* Access to the upstairs medicine cabinet | * Access to the upstairs medicine cabinet | ||
He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium]. | He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/</ref> (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium]. | ||
== references == | == references == | ||