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[[File:SirStabsALot.jpg|thumb|275x275px|Frank III. Also known as: Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-Lot, Fatherchungus]]

'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing ~~both of~~ his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.

'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.

== Overview ==

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Dubbed by the press as a man "too old to live with his parents but too unstable to be left unsupervised," Benditt’s viral infamy peaked after muttering the quote:

> ''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe ~~now,”''~~

<span style="color:#38761D">>“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now”<br>>while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale</span>

> — while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.

The event, which involved multiple knives, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/

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== Family Legacy ==

Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. ~~This~~ is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed will follow him to reincarnation.

Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. There is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed which will follow him to reincarnation.

Here's a blog about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/

Here's a blog post about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/

Archive: https://archive.is/UPx6h</ref>

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* Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue

* Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was ''L.A. Noire''

* Fail because he's a niggermonkeytard and left another knife in his back pocket

All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.

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* Access to the upstairs medicine cabinet

He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium].

==See also==

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]

* [[Benditt (Last Name)]]

* [[Francis Trophy Room]]

* [[Crash Out]]

== references ==

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 [[File:SirStabsALot.jpg|thumb|275x275px|Frank III. Also known as: Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-Lot, Fatherchungus]]
-'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing both of his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.
+'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.
 == Overview ==
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 Dubbed by the press as a man "too old to live with his parents but too unstable to be left unsupervised," Benditt’s viral infamy peaked after muttering the quote:
-> ''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now,”''
+<span style="color:#38761D">>“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now”<br>>while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale</span>
-> — while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.
 The event, which involved multiple knives, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/
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 == Family Legacy ==
-Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. This is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed will follow him to reincarnation.
+Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. There is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed which will follow him to reincarnation.
-Here's a blog about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/
+Here's a blog post about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/
 Archive: https://archive.is/UPx6h</ref>
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 * Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue
 * Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was ''L.A. Noire''
+* Fail because he's a niggermonkeytard and left another knife in his back pocket
 All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.
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 * Access to the upstairs medicine cabinet
 He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium].
+==See also==
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]
+* [[Benditt (Last Name)]]
+* [[Francis Trophy Room]]
+* [[Crash Out]]
 == references ==