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[[File:SirStabsALot.jpg|thumb|275x275px|Frank III. Also known as: Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-Lot, Fatherchungus]]

'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing ~~both of~~ his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.

'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.

== Overview ==

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== Family Legacy ==

Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. ~~This~~ is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed will follow him to reincarnation.

Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. There is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed which will follow him to reincarnation.

Here's a blog about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/

Here's a blog post about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/

Archive: https://archive.is/UPx6h</ref>

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* Access to the upstairs medicine cabinet

He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium].

==See also==

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]

* [[Benditt (Last Name)]]

* [[Francis Trophy Room]]

* [[Crash Out]]

== references ==

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 [[File:SirStabsALot.jpg|thumb|275x275px|Frank III. Also known as: Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-Lot, Fatherchungus]]
-'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing both of his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.
+'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.
 == Overview ==
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 == Family Legacy ==
-Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. This is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed will follow him to reincarnation.
+Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. There is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed which will follow him to reincarnation.
-Here's a blog about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/
+Here's a blog post about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/
 Archive: https://archive.is/UPx6h</ref>
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 * Access to the upstairs medicine cabinet
 He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium].
+==See also==
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]
+* [[Benditt (Last Name)]]
+* [[Francis Trophy Room]]
+* [[Crash Out]]
 == references ==