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'''Benditt''' is a surname passed down by a cursed bloodline originating from Eastern Europe, possibly from Bromberg (modern-day Bydgoszcz, Poland), or straight from Hell depending on who you ask. Historically tied to Jewish-German roots, the name has since become synonymous with emotional damage, rage, and terminal online behavior.

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The Benditt bloodline, like a poorly maintained plumbing system, branches off in strange and unpredictable directions.

*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt| Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.

*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.

[[File:EarlP.jpg|thumb|The Benditt famliy tree]]

Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''

~~Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''~~

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*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (~~1958~~-) –

*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (1973-) –

A Canadian/Austrian branch of the Benditt family produced Aaron, who briefly gained notoriety after several legal issues involving "disciplinary research" and "non-consensual mentorship." Once a self-described “gamified behavioral consultant,” Aaron's career came to an abrupt halt following multiple convictions related to inappropriate contact with minors<ref>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no- punishment-after-apparent-hazing-ritual-at-ryerson-1.1313558</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/03/rye-spanker-back-in-court/</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/11/rye-spanker-goes-to-prison/</ref>.

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* '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', talking to the devs he did not pay.

* '''"WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER!!!"''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', delivering his best quote ever.

==See also==

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Sr]]

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]

* [[Evidence]]

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]

== References ==

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 '''Benditt''' is a surname passed down by a cursed bloodline originating from Eastern Europe, possibly from Bromberg (modern-day Bydgoszcz, Poland), or straight from Hell depending on who you ask. Historically tied to Jewish-German roots, the name has since become synonymous with emotional damage, rage, and terminal online behavior.
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 The Benditt bloodline, like a poorly maintained plumbing system, branches off in strange and unpredictable directions.
-*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt| Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.
+*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.
+[[File:EarlP.jpg|thumb|The Benditt famliy tree]]
+Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''
-Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''
-[[File:EarlP.jpg|400px]]
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-*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (1958-) –
+*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (1973-) –
 A Canadian/Austrian branch of the Benditt family produced Aaron, who briefly gained notoriety after several legal issues involving "disciplinary research" and "non-consensual mentorship." Once a self-described “gamified behavioral consultant,” Aaron's career came to an abrupt halt following multiple convictions related to inappropriate contact with minors<ref>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no- punishment-after-apparent-hazing-ritual-at-ryerson-1.1313558</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/03/rye-spanker-back-in-court/</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/11/rye-spanker-goes-to-prison/</ref>.
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 * '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', talking to the devs he did not pay.
 * '''"WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER!!!"''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', delivering his best quote ever.
+==See also==
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Sr]]
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]
+* [[Evidence]]
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]
 == References ==
 <references />