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'''Francis J. Benditt Sr.''' (December 11, 1924 – July 26, 2011), aka '''First Chungus''' or '''Good Guy Chungus''' was the patriarch of the cursed Benditt bloodline and the only member who didn’t spiral into a vortex of cocaine, knives, or Roblox fart fetishism. | '''Francis J. Benditt Sr.''' (December 11, 1924 – July 26, 2011), aka '''First Chungus''' or '''Good Guy Chungus''' was the patriarch of the cursed Benditt bloodline and the only member who didn’t spiral into a vortex of cocaine, knives, or Roblox fart fetishism. | ||
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Born on December 11, 1924, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to Felix and Elizabeth Kelly Benditt His WWII enlistment card lists him as an 18-year-old student at St. Thomas More High School, living with his mother at '''5420 Pennsgrove St., Philadelphia''', with no hint of the degeneracy his lineage would unleash. | Born on December 11, 1924, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to Felix and Elizabeth Kelly Benditt His WWII enlistment card lists him as an 18-year-old student at St. Thomas More High School, living with his mother at '''5420 Pennsgrove St., Philadelphia''', with no hint of the degeneracy his lineage would unleash. | ||
Francis Sr. worked 41 years as a tool and die maker at Boeing, a job that required actual talent and didn’t involve begging for unpaid labor on Discord. He founded the Redwood Seniors Club Inc. in Upland, serving as president for five years, proving he could lead without crashing out like his great-grandson. An avid fisherman, hunter, dancer, and Philadelphia sports fan, he lived a life so wholesome it makes [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]’s antics look like a fever dream. He died on July 26, 2011, at Crozer Chester Medical Center, leaving behind his second wife, Edith Bixby Benditt, three children (Francis Jr., Theresa Thompson, Jane E. Benditt), three stepchildren, four grandchildren, and five great-grandchildren, including the infamous [[Fallenchungus]]. | Francis Sr. worked 41 years as a tool and die maker at Boeing, a job that required actual talent and didn’t involve begging for unpaid labor on Discord. He founded the Redwood Seniors Club Inc. in Upland, serving as president for five years, proving he could lead without crashing out like his great-grandson. An avid fisherman, hunter, dancer, and Philadelphia sports fan, he lived a life so wholesome it makes [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]’s antics look like a fever dream. He died on July 26, 2011<ref>https://www.cavanaghfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Francis-J-Benditt?obId=25166095</ref>, at Crozer Chester Medical Center, leaving behind his second wife, Edith Bixby Benditt, three children (Francis Jr., Theresa Thompson, Jane E. Benditt), three stepchildren, four grandchildren, and five great-grandchildren, including the infamous [[Fallenchungus]]. | ||
==The Good Guy Chungus == | ==The Good Guy Chungus == | ||
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* [[Fallenchungus]] allegedly tried to sell Francis Sr.’s old fishing gear on eBay to fund Robux, but the listing was taken down after his mom, [[Kathryn Lavaique]], found out. | * [[Fallenchungus]] allegedly tried to sell Francis Sr.’s old fishing gear on eBay to fund Robux, but the listing was taken down after his mom, [[Kathryn Lavaique]], found out. | ||
==See also== | |||
* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]] | |||
* [[Benditt (Last Name)]] | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||