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[[File:SirStabsALot.jpg|thumb|275x275px|Frank III. Also known as: Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-Lot, Fatherchungus]] | [[File:SirStabsALot.jpg|thumb|275x275px|Frank III. Also known as: Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-Lot, Fatherchungus]] | ||
'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing | '''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for siring [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] and for stabbing his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''. | ||
== Overview == | == Overview == | ||
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Dubbed by the press as a man "too old to live with his parents but too unstable to be left unsupervised," Benditt’s viral infamy peaked after muttering the quote: | Dubbed by the press as a man "too old to live with his parents but too unstable to be left unsupervised," Benditt’s viral infamy peaked after muttering the quote: | ||
<span style="color:#38761D">>“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now”<br>>while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale | <span style="color:#38761D">>“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now”<br>>while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale</span> | ||
The event, which involved multiple knives, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/ | The event, which involved multiple knives, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/ | ||
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== Family Legacy == | == Family Legacy == | ||
Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. | Francis III is best known for providing the means to create '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''. There is no doubt '''Karmic debt''' from this misdeed which will follow him to reincarnation. | ||
Here's a blog about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/ | Here's a blog post about his son that he wrote right after getting out of jail:<ref>https://frankbenditt.wordpress.com/2020/08/10/thoughts-about-the-joy-of-my-life-my-son/ | ||
Archive: https://archive.is/UPx6h</ref> | Archive: https://archive.is/UPx6h</ref> | ||
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* Access to the upstairs medicine cabinet | * Access to the upstairs medicine cabinet | ||
He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium]. | He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium]. | ||
==See also== | |||
* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]] | |||
* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]] | |||
* [[Benditt (Last Name)]] | |||
* [[Francis Trophy Room]] | |||
* [[Crash Out]] | |||
== references == | == references == | ||