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'''Benditt''' is a surname passed down by a cursed bloodline originating from Eastern Europe, possibly from Bromberg (modern-day Bydgoszcz, Poland), or straight from Hell depending on who you ask. Historically tied to Jewish-German roots, the name has since become synonymous with emotional damage, rage, and terminal online behavior.

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The Benditt bloodline, like a poorly maintained plumbing system, branches off in strange and unpredictable directions.

*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt| Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.

*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.

[[File:EarlP.jpg|thumb|The Benditt famliy tree]]

Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''

~~Relation to Francis IV: 2nd cousin, three times removed~~

~~[[File:EarlP.jpg|400px]]~~

* '''Zamien Benditt-Parkes''' (1996–2014)

Local genius, athlete, and musician. Went missing, found dead in the woods. RIP. one of the unfortunate Benditt's.<ref>https://981thehawk.com/vanished-what-happened-to-17-year-old-zamien-benditt-parkes/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral</ref><ref>https://eu.pressconnects.com/story/news/local/pennsylvania/2014/08/30/found-body-missing-teen/14874483/</ref><ref>https://www.sheldonfuneralhomes.com/obituary/2666556</ref>

Relation to Francis IV: 4th Cousin 1 time removed.

Relation to Francis IV: '''4th Cousin 1 time removed'''.

*'''Thomas Benditt''' (b. 1958)

Amateur jailer, professional disappointment. In 1993, Thomas was arrested for locking his elderly father—retired Boeing machinist John Benditt—in a sweltering Florida bedroom with a piss bucket and half a bottle of water.

Charged with elder neglect, exploitation, and literally caging a person. Janice Pellitier, a paid “caretaker,” was also arrested. John was found alive but nervous, shaking, and relocated to a nursing home.

Widely considered a [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]] copycat, given that FJB III infamously stabbed both his parents in a drug-fueled dispute.

Seriously—what is it with the Benditts and stabbing or hurting their own relatives??

Relation to Francis IV: '''3rd cousin, twice removed'''.<ref>https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1993/08/15/man-charged-with-caging-his-father/</ref>

*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (1973-) –

A Canadian/Austrian branch of the Benditt family produced Aaron, who briefly gained notoriety after several legal issues involving "disciplinary research" and "non-consensual mentorship." Once a self-described “gamified behavioral consultant,” Aaron's career came to an abrupt halt following multiple convictions related to inappropriate contact with minors<ref>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no- punishment-after-apparent-hazing-ritual-at-ryerson-1.1313558</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/03/rye-spanker-back-in-court/</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/11/rye-spanker-goes-to-prison/</ref>.

"Without warning, he would pull his victims over his knee and spank them," Crown attorney Suhail Akhtar said.<ref>https://nospank.net/n-i92.htm</ref>

Aaron legally changed his name to '''Aaron Lewis''' in 2015<ref>https://www.gov.mb.ca/asset_library/en/queensprinter/gazette/2015/43-10-24-2015.pdf</ref> “for professional clarity.” His media nickname, “The Ryerson Spanker,” remains archived in several Toronto tabloids.

Relation to Francis IV: '''Not known as for now, Aaron descends from Austrian Benditt's, not Polish'''.

== Possible Relation to Daniel Cohn-Bendit ==

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* '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', talking to the devs he did not pay.

* '''"WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER!!!"''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', delivering his best quote ever.

==See also==

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Sr]]

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]

* [[Evidence]]

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]

== References ==

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 '''Benditt''' is a surname passed down by a cursed bloodline originating from Eastern Europe, possibly from Bromberg (modern-day Bydgoszcz, Poland), or straight from Hell depending on who you ask. Historically tied to Jewish-German roots, the name has since become synonymous with emotional damage, rage, and terminal online behavior.
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 The Benditt bloodline, like a poorly maintained plumbing system, branches off in strange and unpredictable directions.
-*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt| Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.
+*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.
+[[File:EarlP.jpg|thumb|The Benditt famliy tree]]
+Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''
-Relation to Francis IV: 2nd cousin, three times removed
-[[File:EarlP.jpg|400px]]
 * '''Zamien Benditt-Parkes''' (1996–2014)
 Local genius, athlete, and musician. Went missing, found dead in the woods. RIP. one of the unfortunate Benditt's.<ref>https://981thehawk.com/vanished-what-happened-to-17-year-old-zamien-benditt-parkes/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral</ref><ref>https://eu.pressconnects.com/story/news/local/pennsylvania/2014/08/30/found-body-missing-teen/14874483/</ref><ref>https://www.sheldonfuneralhomes.com/obituary/2666556</ref>
-Relation to Francis IV: 4th Cousin 1 time removed.
+Relation to Francis IV: '''4th Cousin 1 time removed'''.
+*'''Thomas Benditt''' (b. 1958)
+Amateur jailer, professional disappointment. In 1993, Thomas was arrested for locking his elderly father—retired Boeing machinist John Benditt—in a sweltering Florida bedroom with a piss bucket and half a bottle of water.
+Charged with elder neglect, exploitation, and literally caging a person. Janice Pellitier, a paid “caretaker,” was also arrested. John was found alive but nervous, shaking, and relocated to a nursing home.
+Widely considered a [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]] copycat, given that FJB III infamously stabbed both his parents in a drug-fueled dispute.
+Seriously—what is it with the Benditts and stabbing or hurting their own relatives??
+Relation to Francis IV: '''3rd cousin, twice removed'''.<ref>https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1993/08/15/man-charged-with-caging-his-father/</ref>
+*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (1973-) –
+A Canadian/Austrian branch of the Benditt family produced Aaron, who briefly gained notoriety after several legal issues involving "disciplinary research" and "non-consensual mentorship." Once a self-described “gamified behavioral consultant,” Aaron's career came to an abrupt halt following multiple convictions related to inappropriate contact with minors<ref>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no- punishment-after-apparent-hazing-ritual-at-ryerson-1.1313558</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/03/rye-spanker-back-in-court/</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/11/rye-spanker-goes-to-prison/</ref>.
+"Without warning, he would pull his victims over his knee and spank them," Crown attorney Suhail Akhtar said.<ref>https://nospank.net/n-i92.htm</ref>
+Aaron legally changed his name to '''Aaron Lewis''' in 2015<ref>https://www.gov.mb.ca/asset_library/en/queensprinter/gazette/2015/43-10-24-2015.pdf</ref> “for professional clarity.” His media nickname, “The Ryerson Spanker,” remains archived in several Toronto tabloids.
+Relation to Francis IV: '''Not known as for now, Aaron descends from Austrian Benditt's, not Polish'''.
 == Possible Relation to Daniel Cohn-Bendit ==
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 * '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', talking to the devs he did not pay.
 * '''"WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER!!!"''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', delivering his best quote ever.
+==See also==
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Sr]]
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]
+* [[Evidence]]
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]
 == References ==
 <references />