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Dates of major happenings are marked with a '★' symbol.
Dates of major happenings are marked with a '★' symbol.
== 1861 ==
* '''everything has an origin.''' - Max Benditt is born on Christmas eve in Bromberg, Pozan, Prussia to Josef Benditt and Pauline Alexander.


== 1883/1884 ==
== 1883/1884 ==


* '''Send in the clouds''' - Max Benditt, the original CreatorChungus, escapes Eastern European pogroms and arrives in New York, together with all of His siblings: Moritz, Sigmund, Sara, and Adolf Benditt. They all move to Philadelphia later. He is completely unaware he’s planting the cursed Benditt seed of emotional damage, cocaine rings, and Roblox fart fetishism for future generations.
* '''Send in the clouds''' - Max Benditt, the original CreatorChungus, escapes Eastern European pogroms and arrives in New York, together with all of His siblings: Moritz, Sigmund, Sara, and Adolf Benditt. They all move to Philadelphia later. He is completely unaware he’s planting the cursed Benditt seed of emotional damage, cocaine rings, and Roblox fart fetishism for future generations.
== 1899 ==
=== 9 April ===
* '''Red Dead Chungdemption''' - Felix Frank Benditt is born in Philadelphia. He is the first "American" Benditt. His parents are Max Benditt and Julia Bildhauer.


== 1924 ==
== 1924 ==


* '''Good Guy, B.A.D Bloodline''' - Francis J. Benditt Sr. is born in Philadelphia, the unluckiest lucky guy destined to be the “Good Guy Chungus,the last sane Benditt.
* '''Good Guy, B.A.D Bloodline''' - on December 11th, Francis J. Benditt Sr. is born in Philadelphia to Felix F. Benditt and Elizabeth Kelley, he's the last sane Benditt.
 
== 1926 ==
* '''Creator dies''' - on June 26th '''Max Benditt''' the one to start the family legacy peacefully dies without knowing what his family will cause in the future.


== 1942 ==
== 1942 ==


* '''(Un)Fortunate Son''' - Francis Sr., age 18, enlists for WWII, listing his mom Elizabeth as emergency contact — the true OG matriarch holding the family together by pure force of will.
* '''(Un)Fortunate Son''' - Francis Sr., age 18, enlists for WWII, listing his mom Elizabeth as emergency contact — the true OG matriarch holding the family together by pure force of will.
== 1956 ==
* '''Dying on American Soil''' - Felix Frank Benditt dies on October 25th.


== 1960s–2000s ==
== 1960s–2000s ==
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* Francis' sixth [['Baiting|'Bait]].<ref name=":0" />
* Francis' sixth [['Baiting|'Bait]].<ref name=":0" />
=== June 11 ===
Francis graduates.


=== June 28 ===
=== June 28 ===
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* '''Mulligan''' - Francis' next internet persona, Bloodmulligan, is discovered.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21459228</ref>
* '''Mulligan''' - Francis' next internet persona, Bloodmulligan, is discovered.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21459228</ref>


* '''Patrick's Chocolate Star''' - [[Dcss]], collaborating with multiple whistleblowers, releases <span style="color:#CC0000">'''''THE THERMOTRUKLEAR WARHEAD'''''</span>, a compilation of testimonies from said whistleblowers. This exposed Francis sexually harassing every single person he was in regular contact with, and further exposed his DoorDash addiction and how he spent 22 dollars and twenty three cents for two large Coke bottles. Francis also reveals that he has a "platonic" humiliation fetish, definitively confirming a longstanding suspicion of many.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21461180</ref>
* '''Patrick's Chocolate Star''' - [[Budd Dwyer|Dcss]], collaborating with multiple whistleblowers, releases <span style="color:#CC0000">'''''THE THERMOTRUKLEAR WARHEAD'''''</span>, a compilation of testimonies from said whistleblowers. This exposed Francis sexually harassing every single person he was in regular contact with, and further exposed his DoorDash addiction and how he spent 22 dollars and twenty three cents for two large Coke bottles. Francis also reveals that he has a "platonic" humiliation fetish, definitively confirming a longstanding suspicion of many.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21461180</ref>
* '''Zero Dollar Tip''' - It is revealed Francis spent all of the agony arena funds (approximately 12k USD) on DoorDash.
* '''Zero Dollar Tip''' - It is revealed Francis spent all of the agony arena funds (approximately 12k USD) on DoorDash.
* '''The Ride Never Ends''' - Francis confirms that the post where he says the Nigger Word is real.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21463300</ref>
* '''The Ride Never Ends''' - Francis confirms that the post where he says the Nigger Word is real.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21463300</ref>
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* '''Flash in the Tran''' - After 7.24 thremboseconds of time away from the internet, Francis returns with a chuddy canard, loudly breaks up with [[SlingMingo]], then deactivates after like 30 minutes o algo<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21550988</ref>
* '''Flash in the Tran''' - After 7.24 thremboseconds of time away from the internet, Francis returns with a chuddy canard, loudly breaks up with [[SlingMingo]], then deactivates after like 30 minutes o algo<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21550988</ref>
* '''Shut up and dance''' - Unprompted, Francis states that he does not own Child Sexual Exploitation Material.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21551049</ref>
* '''Shut up and dance''' - Unprompted, Francis states that he does not own Child Sexual Exploitation Material.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21551049</ref>
* '''Trukelear Winter''' - [[Frankpocalypse|The Frankpocalypse]] comes to a close.


=== May 30 ===
=== May 30 ===
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=== June 17 ===
=== June 17 ===


* '''Samsharta''' - An interview with Francis by ByeImRukkr is published, on the condition that the interview "doesn't end up on the thread." Because Francis is a negative IQ niggertard who doesn't know how the internet works, as soon as the thread caught wind of the interview, he sperged out and blamed the interviewer.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21741622</ref>
* '''Samsharta''' - An interview with Francis by ByeImRukkr is published on YouTube, on the condition that the interview "doesn't end up on the thread." Because Francis is a negative IQ niggertard who doesn't know how the internet works, as soon as the thread caught wind of the interview, he sperged out and blamed the interviewer.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21741622</ref>
 
=== June 20 ===
 
* '''Milestone''' - The [[Main Page]] Hits 3.000 Views!
 
=== June 22 ===
 
* '''Bro wrote another thread''' - A second, more informative Thread is made and intended for an OP rewrite<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wip-op-rewrite-francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.222337/#post-21787324</ref>
 
=== July 1 ===
 
* '''Genre-Defining Spine-Tingling Kiwaquamarine''' - New [[Printern]] concept art of various bird characters is posted, including one based on a Kiwi bird named [[Kiwa]]. She becomes an instant hit with the Thread. Later, the artist (Finch) would acknowledge the thread and draw Kiwa holding a plush of the Kiwi Farms logo in her beak.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21866788</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21873715</ref>
 
=== July 3 ===
 
* '''I Keep it 300, like the Romans''' - The thread reaches 300 pages.
 
=== July 4 ===
 
* '''Offenders Registry''' – Francis was found to be friends on Roblox with '''[[FembyFartburp]]''' – a user tied to disturbingly named micro-groups like '''cOcKtAilS''', '''GrOpE''', '''clussy''', '''ESTROGEN''', and '''DOXXEr'''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21894889</ref> 
* '''Community Watch''' – Said friend was close to someone owns dozens of ultra-small groups with names like '''pregnant''', '''fatfur''', '''KiNkY''', and '''pUSS'''. A suspected '''MAP ring lite''' vibe surrounds them. 
* '''Now You Friend Me, Now You Don't''' – Less than 14 hours later, Francis unfriends them. Clearly lurking the Thread<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21898826</ref>.
 
=== July 5 ===
 
* '''Troon Slayer''' – A whistleblower reports Francis is active in the Rune Slayer (shitty Roblox game) Discord and was seen in VC. He’s a '''server booster''' there too – apparently spending half his Doordash money on vanity perks. 
* '''Cartog-raper'''– User "bargehoise" in the same server has a MAP tag. Probably a joke, but it’s classic Francis to orbit these types<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21908354</ref>
 
=== July 8 ===
 
* '''The Fall of Liquid''' - A screenshot by user radvac on Chungcord where they say that [[Kiwifarms]] is jealous of [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV|Francis]] because he "[[Pedophilia|got pussy]]" before them is leaked and the server goes into an insane meltdown.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21935596</ref>
* '''Printern Solidarity''' - Chungcord goes after [[Cazz]] for not letting Francis rape his game to death.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21934953</ref>
* '''Transphobes Catch These Hands!''' - A user on chungcord who goes to Public University in Brazil threatens to kill a Kiwifarms member.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21936324</ref>
 
=== July 11 ===
 
* '''Adverse Opinion''' - Chungcord closes.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21963367</ref>
 
=== July 20 ===
 
* '''Endless Summer''' - The thread turns One year old.
 
=== September 3 ===
 
* Francis' twelfth [['Baiting|'Bait]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22518536</ref>
 
=== September 10 ===
 
* '''Days Where Decades Happen''' - A [[PlasmaChungus|new admin]] (originally thought to be [[Liquidchungus|LiquidChungus]]) logs into @fallenchungus to shitpost about the Charlie Kirk assassination.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22470220</ref>
 
=== September 11 ===
 
* '''WTC 7''' - The latest hijacker of @fallenchungus announces himself, taking the name "[[PlasmaChungus]]." It's easy to see why the naming scheme skipped over "GaseousChungus."<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22481445</ref>
* '''The Fart That Finds You First''' - After a long break and an announcement that he got back from the mental hospital, Francis returns again under the new handle @classicchungus, posting some new [[Pinheads]]. The cycle begins anew.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22489988</ref>
* '''Mark of the Brapbeast''' - A Tiktok user gets some Pinheads tattooed on their leg.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22490192</ref>
 
=== September 12 ===
 
* '''Going Going Gone''' - After less than 12 hours, Francis DFEs again.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22491078</ref>
* '''Literal Crashout''' - PlasmaChungus gets in a car crash. The Curse of Frankenfarter has found a new victim.<ref name=":4">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22528328</ref>
 
=== September 15 ===
 
* '''VideosFarter''' - Twitter memenigger @VideosFolder reveals that he attempted to buy the @FallenChungus account (presumably from LiquidChungus) for $3000.<ref name=":4" />
 
=== September 16 ===
 
* '''Big, Long, and Throbbing''' - The gargantuan 3-post OP rewrite by Admiral Throbnelius is completed and merged into the thread.
 
=== September 23 ===
 
* '''The Chüngusbunker''' - Francis's private groomcord is leaked on the thread. He is racist now and hates trannies apparently. Go figure.
 
=== October 6 ===
 
* '''Pump''' - After a long break, [[PlasmaChungus]] suddenly returns and announces "$pinheads", a crypto memecoin based on [[Pinhead Comics]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22698261</ref>
* '''Dump''' - About an hour later, [[PlasmaChungus]] deactivates @fallenchungus and disappears.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22698475</ref>
 
=== October 7 ===
 
* '''The Weenie of Wall Street''' - The group of cryptoniggers who contacted Plasma about creating the memecoin leak their DMs with him, revealing that they thought Francis still owned the account. This total lack of due dilligence about Francistory (there's a whole 337 page [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/ thread] you can read about this, you know!) led the cryptoniggers to accuse Plasma of scamming them, which may explain the deactivation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22699487</ref>
* '''You opened the box, we came''' - Today is the 2nd anniversary of [[Pinhead Comics]]. The first known comic "ever heard of DARK HUMOR buddy" was posted this day two years ago as Hamas paragliders flew overhead.


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