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* '''Flash in the Tran''' - After 7.24 thremboseconds of time away from the internet, Francis returns with a chuddy canard, loudly breaks up with [[SlingMingo]], then deactivates after like 30 minutes o algo<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21550988</ref>

* '''Shut up and dance''' - Unprompted, Francis states that he does not own Child Sexual Exploitation Material.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21551049</ref>

* '''Trukelear Winter''' - [[Frankpocalypse|The Frankpocalypse]] comes to a close.

=== May 30 ===

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* '''Bro wrote another thread''' - A second, more informative Thread is made and intended for an OP rewrite<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wip-op-rewrite-francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.222337/#post-21787324</ref>

=== July 1 ===

* '''Genre-Defining Spine-Tingling Kiwaquamarine''' - New [[Printern]] concept art of various bird characters is posted, including one based on a Kiwi bird named [[Kiwa]]. She becomes an instant hit with the Thread. Later, the artist (Finch) would acknowledge the thread and draw Kiwa holding a plush of the Kiwi Farms logo in her beak.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21866788</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21873715</ref>

=== July 3 ===

* '''I Keep it 300, like the Romans''' - The thread reaches 300 pages.

=== July 4 ===

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* '''Troon Slayer''' – A whistleblower reports Francis is active in the Rune Slayer (shitty Roblox game) Discord and was seen in VC. He’s a '''server booster''' there too – apparently spending half his Doordash money on vanity perks.

* '''Cartog-raper'''– User "bargehoise" in the same server has a MAP tag. Probably a joke, but it’s classic Francis to orbit these types<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21908354</ref>

=== July 8 ===

* '''The Fall of Liquid''' - A screenshot by user radvac on Chungcord where they say that [[Kiwifarms]] is jealous of [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV|Francis]] because he "[[Pedophilia|got pussy]]" before them is leaked and the server goes into an insane meltdown.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21935596</ref>

* '''Printern Solidarity''' - Chungcord goes after [[Cazz]] for not letting Francis rape his game to death.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21934953</ref>

* '''Transphobes Catch These Hands!''' - A user on chungcord who goes to Public University in Brazil threatens to kill a Kiwifarms member.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21936324</ref>

=== July 11 ===

* '''Adverse Opinion''' - Chungcord closes.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21963367</ref>

=== July 20 ===

* '''Endless Summer''' - The thread turns One year old.

=== September 3 ===

* Francis' twelfth [['Baiting|'Bait]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22518536</ref>

=== September 10 ===

* '''Days Where Decades Happen''' - A [[PlasmaChungus|new admin]] (originally thought to be [[Liquidchungus|LiquidChungus]]) logs into @fallenchungus to shitpost about the Charlie Kirk assassination.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22470220</ref>

=== September 11 ===

* '''WTC 7''' - The latest hijacker of @fallenchungus announces himself, taking the name "[[PlasmaChungus]]." It's easy to see why the naming scheme skipped over "GaseousChungus."<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22481445</ref>

* '''The Fart That Finds You First''' - After a long break and an announcement that he got back from the mental hospital, Francis returns again under the new handle @classicchungus, posting some new [[Pinheads]]. The cycle begins anew.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22489988</ref>

* '''Mark of the Brapbeast''' - A Tiktok user gets some Pinheads tattooed on their leg.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22490192</ref>

=== September 12 ===

* '''Going Going Gone''' - After less than 12 hours, Francis DFEs again.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22491078</ref>

* '''Literal Crashout''' - PlasmaChungus gets in a car crash. The Curse of Frankenfarter has found a new victim.<ref name=":4">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22528328</ref>

=== September 15 ===

* '''VideosFarter''' - Twitter memenigger @VideosFolder reveals that he attempted to buy the @FallenChungus account (presumably from LiquidChungus) for $3000.<ref name=":4" />

=== September 16 ===

* '''Big, Long, and Throbbing''' - The gargantuan 3-post OP rewrite by Admiral Throbnelius is completed and merged into the thread.

=== September 23 ===

* '''The Chüngusbunker''' - Francis's private groomcord is leaked on the thread. He is racist now and hates trannies apparently. Go figure.

=== October 6 ===

* '''Pump''' - After a long break, [[PlasmaChungus]] suddenly returns and announces "$pinheads", a crypto memecoin based on [[Pinhead Comics]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22698261</ref>

* '''Dump''' - About an hour later, [[PlasmaChungus]] deactivates @fallenchungus and disappears.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22698475</ref>

=== October 7 ===

* '''The Weenie of Wall Street''' - The group of cryptoniggers who contacted Plasma about creating the memecoin leak their DMs with him, revealing that they thought Francis still owned the account. This total lack of due dilligence about Francistory (there's a whole 337 page [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/ thread] you can read about this, you know!) led the cryptoniggers to accuse Plasma of scamming them, which may explain the deactivation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22699487</ref>

* '''You opened the box, we came''' - Today is the 2nd anniversary of [[Pinhead Comics]]. The first known comic "ever heard of DARK HUMOR buddy" was posted this day two years ago as Hamas paragliders flew overhead.

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 * '''Flash in the Tran''' - After 7.24 thremboseconds of time away from the internet, Francis returns with a chuddy canard, loudly breaks up with [[SlingMingo]], then deactivates after like 30 minutes o algo<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21550988</ref>
 * '''Shut up and dance''' - Unprompted, Francis states that he does not own Child Sexual Exploitation Material.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21551049</ref>
+* '''Trukelear Winter''' - [[Frankpocalypse|The Frankpocalypse]] comes to a close.
 === May 30 ===
@@ Line 582: / Line 583: @@
 * '''Bro wrote another thread''' - A second, more informative Thread is made and intended for an OP rewrite<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wip-op-rewrite-francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.222337/#post-21787324</ref>
+=== July 1 ===
+* '''Genre-Defining Spine-Tingling Kiwaquamarine''' - New [[Printern]] concept art of various bird characters is posted, including one based on a Kiwi bird named [[Kiwa]]. She becomes an instant hit with the Thread. Later, the artist (Finch) would acknowledge the thread and draw Kiwa holding a plush of the Kiwi Farms logo in her beak.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21866788</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21873715</ref>
+=== July 3 ===
+* '''I Keep it 300, like the Romans''' - The thread reaches 300 pages.
 === July 4 ===
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 * '''Troon Slayer''' – A whistleblower reports Francis is active in the Rune Slayer (shitty Roblox game) Discord and was seen in VC. He’s a '''server booster''' there too – apparently spending half his Doordash money on vanity perks.
 * '''Cartog-raper'''– User "bargehoise" in the same server has a MAP tag. Probably a joke, but it’s classic Francis to orbit these types<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21908354</ref>
+=== July 8 ===
+* '''The Fall of Liquid''' - A screenshot by user radvac on Chungcord where they say that [[Kiwifarms]] is jealous of [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV|Francis]] because he "[[Pedophilia|got pussy]]" before them is leaked and the server goes into an insane meltdown.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21935596</ref>
+* '''Printern Solidarity''' - Chungcord goes after [[Cazz]] for not letting Francis rape his game to death.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21934953</ref>
+* '''Transphobes Catch These Hands!''' - A user on chungcord who goes to Public University in Brazil threatens to kill a Kiwifarms member.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21936324</ref>
+=== July 11 ===
+* '''Adverse Opinion''' - Chungcord closes.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21963367</ref>
+=== July 20 ===
+* '''Endless Summer''' - The thread turns One year old.
+=== September 3 ===
+* Francis' twelfth [['Baiting|'Bait]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22518536</ref>
+=== September 10 ===
+* '''Days Where Decades Happen''' - A [[PlasmaChungus|new admin]] (originally thought to be [[Liquidchungus|LiquidChungus]]) logs into @fallenchungus to shitpost about the Charlie Kirk assassination.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22470220</ref>
+=== September 11 ===
+* '''WTC 7''' - The latest hijacker of @fallenchungus announces himself, taking the name "[[PlasmaChungus]]." It's easy to see why the naming scheme skipped over "GaseousChungus."<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22481445</ref>
+* '''The Fart That Finds You First''' - After a long break and an announcement that he got back from the mental hospital, Francis returns again under the new handle @classicchungus, posting some new [[Pinheads]]. The cycle begins anew.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22489988</ref>
+* '''Mark of the Brapbeast''' - A Tiktok user gets some Pinheads tattooed on their leg.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22490192</ref>
+=== September 12 ===
+* '''Going Going Gone''' - After less than 12 hours, Francis DFEs again.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22491078</ref>
+* '''Literal Crashout''' - PlasmaChungus gets in a car crash. The Curse of Frankenfarter has found a new victim.<ref name=":4">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22528328</ref>
+=== September 15 ===
+* '''VideosFarter''' - Twitter memenigger @VideosFolder reveals that he attempted to buy the @FallenChungus account (presumably from LiquidChungus) for $3000.<ref name=":4" />
+=== September 16 ===
+* '''Big, Long, and Throbbing''' - The gargantuan 3-post OP rewrite by Admiral Throbnelius is completed and merged into the thread.
+=== September 23 ===
+* '''The Chüngusbunker''' - Francis's private groomcord is leaked on the thread. He is racist now and hates trannies apparently. Go figure.
+=== October 6 ===
+* '''Pump''' - After a long break, [[PlasmaChungus]] suddenly returns and announces "$pinheads", a crypto memecoin based on [[Pinhead Comics]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22698261</ref>
+* '''Dump''' - About an hour later, [[PlasmaChungus]] deactivates @fallenchungus and disappears.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22698475</ref>
+=== October 7 ===
+* '''The Weenie of Wall Street''' - The group of cryptoniggers who contacted Plasma about creating the memecoin leak their DMs with him, revealing that they thought Francis still owned the account. This total lack of due dilligence about Francistory (there's a whole 337 page [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/ thread] you can read about this, you know!) led the cryptoniggers to accuse Plasma of scamming them, which may explain the deactivation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22699487</ref>
+* '''You opened the box, we came''' - Today is the 2nd anniversary of [[Pinhead Comics]]. The first known comic "ever heard of DARK HUMOR buddy" was posted this day two years ago as Hamas paragliders flew overhead.
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