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== Origin ==

~~The~~ surname likely comes from ''Benedictus'' (Latin for "blessed")<ref>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bendit#:~:text=It%20is%20considered%20a%20vernacular,with%20the%20same%20meaning%2C%20Benedictus.</ref>, which is ironic given what it produced. Some records suggest the Benditts were once respectable, but this ended sometime around the invention of the internet and knifes.

(Yiddish: בענדיט) is a Yiddish surname<ref>https://books.google.com/books?id=KXX9AAAAQBAJ&pg=PA112#v=onepage&q&f=false</ref>. It is considered a vernacular version of the Hebrew name Baruch (meaning 'blessed') likely comes from ''Benedictus'' (Latin for "blessed")<ref>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bendit#:~:text=It%20is%20considered%20a%20vernacular,with%20the%20same%20meaning%2C%20Benedictus.</ref>, which is ironic given what it produced. Some records suggest the Benditts were once respectable, but this ended sometime around the invention of the internet and knifes.

There are 84 Benditt's in Pennsylvania Alone.<ref>https://forebears.io/surnames/benditt</ref>

== Known Lineage ==

* '''Max Benditt''' – Allegedly Jewish patriarch from Bromberg. Escaped pogroms, only to have his descendants start generational trauma speedruns.

* '''Max Benditt'''<ref>https://www.geni.com/people/Max-Benditt-twin/6000000089408084866</ref> (1861-1926) – Allegedly Jewish patriarch from Bromberg. Escaped pogroms, only to have his descendants start generational trauma speedruns.

* '''Felix Frank Benditt''' (1899–1956) – Probably a factory worker who had no idea his great-grandkid would have a fart fetish on Twitter.

* '''Francis J. Benditt Sr.''' (1924–2011) – Boeing employee, enjoyed fishing and watching the Eagles lose. Died before things got weird.

* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt Sr]].'''<ref>https://www.cavanaghfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Francis-J-Benditt?obId=25166095</ref> (1924–2011) – Boeing employee, enjoyed fishing and watching the Eagles lose. Died before things got weird.

* '''Francis J. Benditt Jr.''' (1949– ) – ~~Unremarkable placeholder in~~ the ~~Benditt timeline~~.

* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]].'''<ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/two-men-from-yuppie-cocaine-ring-sentenced/article_6f34523f-8ae9-5123-acde-9ca27caf4d60.html</ref> <ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/yuppie-cocaine-ring-broken/article_032a3c4e-325a-5169-b7fe-d4382f8bfefc.html</ref> (1949– ) – was charged with distributing cocaine as part of that big yuppie ring. He was selling it, part of a multi-million dollar operation moving pure coke around the Northeast.

* '''Francis J. Benditt III''' – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight.

* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]'''<ref>https://x.com/FrankJBenditt</ref>(1972–) – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight.

* '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''' ~~aka~~ '''[[~~Fallenchungus~~]]'''

* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]''' (2006–Hopefully soon) – Fart fetishist pedophile xitter artist. Needs no introduction.

= Other relatives =

FBJ sr.'s sister:

* '''Dorothy Mary Benditt''' (1933-2006)

FBJ jr.'s sisters:

* '''Theresa Benditt'''

* '''Jane Elizabeth Benditt''' (1953-)

== Cousins and Extended Kin ==

The Benditt bloodline, like a poorly maintained plumbing system, branches off in strange and unpredictable directions.

*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.

[[File:EarlP.jpg|thumb|The Benditt famliy tree]]

Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''

* '''Zamien Benditt-Parkes''' (1996–2014)

Local genius, athlete, and musician. Went missing, found dead in the woods. RIP. one of the unfortunate Benditt's.<ref>https://981thehawk.com/vanished-what-happened-to-17-year-old-zamien-benditt-parkes/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral</ref><ref>https://eu.pressconnects.com/story/news/local/pennsylvania/2014/08/30/found-body-missing-teen/14874483/</ref><ref>https://www.sheldonfuneralhomes.com/obituary/2666556</ref>

Relation to Francis IV: '''4th Cousin 1 time removed'''.

*'''Thomas Benditt''' (b. 1958)

Amateur jailer, professional disappointment. In 1993, Thomas was arrested for locking his elderly father—retired Boeing machinist John Benditt—in a sweltering Florida bedroom with a piss bucket and half a bottle of water.

Charged with elder neglect, exploitation, and literally caging a person. Janice Pellitier, a paid “caretaker,” was also arrested. John was found alive but nervous, shaking, and relocated to a nursing home.

Widely considered a [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]] copycat, given that FJB III infamously stabbed both his parents in a drug-fueled dispute.

Seriously—what is it with the Benditts and stabbing or hurting their own relatives??

Relation to Francis IV: '''3rd cousin, twice removed'''.<ref>https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1993/08/15/man-charged-with-caging-his-father/</ref>

*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (1973-) –

A Canadian/Austrian branch of the Benditt family produced Aaron, who briefly gained notoriety after several legal issues involving "disciplinary research" and "non-consensual mentorship." Once a self-described “gamified behavioral consultant,” Aaron's career came to an abrupt halt following multiple convictions related to inappropriate contact with minors<ref>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no- punishment-after-apparent-hazing-ritual-at-ryerson-1.1313558</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/03/rye-spanker-back-in-court/</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/11/rye-spanker-goes-to-prison/</ref>.

"Without warning, he would pull his victims over his knee and spank them," Crown attorney Suhail Akhtar said.<ref>https://nospank.net/n-i92.htm</ref>

Aaron legally changed his name to '''Aaron Lewis''' in 2015<ref>https://www.gov.mb.ca/asset_library/en/queensprinter/gazette/2015/43-10-24-2015.pdf</ref> “for professional clarity.” His media nickname, “The Ryerson Spanker,” remains archived in several Toronto tabloids.

Relation to Francis IV: '''Not known as for now, Aaron descends from Austrian Benditt's, not Polish'''.

== Possible Relation to Daniel Cohn-Bendit ==

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== Notable Quotes ==

* '''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now.”''' – '''Francis J. Benditt III''', after stabbing his boomer parents like it was a family-friendly episode of Dexter.

* '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', talking to the devs he did not pay.

* '''"WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER!!!"''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', delivering his best quote ever.

==See also==

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Sr]]

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]

* [[Evidence]]

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]

* [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]

== References ==

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 == Origin ==
-The surname likely comes from ''Benedictus'' (Latin for "blessed")<ref>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bendit#:~:text=It%20is%20considered%20a%20vernacular,with%20the%20same%20meaning%2C%20Benedictus.</ref>, which is ironic given what it produced. Some records suggest the Benditts were once respectable, but this ended sometime around the invention of the internet and knifes.
+(Yiddish: בענדיט) is a Yiddish surname<ref>https://books.google.com/books?id=KXX9AAAAQBAJ&pg=PA112#v=onepage&q&f=false</ref>. It is considered a vernacular version of the Hebrew name Baruch (meaning 'blessed') likely comes from ''Benedictus'' (Latin for "blessed")<ref>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bendit#:~:text=It%20is%20considered%20a%20vernacular,with%20the%20same%20meaning%2C%20Benedictus.</ref>, which is ironic given what it produced. Some records suggest the Benditts were once respectable, but this ended sometime around the invention of the internet and knifes.
+There are 84 Benditt's in Pennsylvania Alone.<ref>https://forebears.io/surnames/benditt</ref>
 == Known Lineage ==
-* '''Max Benditt''' – Allegedly Jewish patriarch from Bromberg. Escaped pogroms, only to have his descendants start generational trauma speedruns.
+* '''Max Benditt'''<ref>https://www.geni.com/people/Max-Benditt-twin/6000000089408084866</ref> (1861-1926) – Allegedly Jewish patriarch from Bromberg. Escaped pogroms, only to have his descendants start generational trauma speedruns.
 * '''Felix Frank Benditt''' (1899–1956) – Probably a factory worker who had no idea his great-grandkid would have a fart fetish on Twitter.
-* '''Francis J. Benditt Sr.''' (1924–2011) – Boeing employee, enjoyed fishing and watching the Eagles lose. Died before things got weird.
+* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt Sr]].'''<ref>https://www.cavanaghfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Francis-J-Benditt?obId=25166095</ref> (1924–2011) – Boeing employee, enjoyed fishing and watching the Eagles lose. Died before things got weird.
-* '''Francis J. Benditt Jr.''' (1949– ) – Unremarkable placeholder in the Benditt timeline.
+* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]].'''<ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/two-men-from-yuppie-cocaine-ring-sentenced/article_6f34523f-8ae9-5123-acde-9ca27caf4d60.html</ref> <ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/yuppie-cocaine-ring-broken/article_032a3c4e-325a-5169-b7fe-d4382f8bfefc.html</ref> (1949– ) – was charged with distributing cocaine as part of that big yuppie ring. He was selling it, part of a multi-million dollar operation moving pure coke around the Northeast.
-* '''Francis J. Benditt III''' – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight.
+* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]'''<ref>https://x.com/FrankJBenditt</ref>(1972–) – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight.
-* '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''' aka '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''
+* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]''' (2006–Hopefully soon) – Fart fetishist pedophile xitter artist. Needs no introduction.
+= Other relatives =
+FBJ sr.'s sister:
+* '''Dorothy Mary Benditt''' (1933-2006)
+FBJ jr.'s sisters:
+* '''Theresa Benditt'''
+* '''Jane Elizabeth Benditt''' (1953-)
+== Cousins and Extended Kin ==
+The Benditt bloodline, like a poorly maintained plumbing system, branches off in strange and unpredictable directions.
+*'''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_P._Benditt Earl P. Benditt]''' (1916–1996) – A respected American pathologist who was the real deal in the world of vascular biology. Earl discovered the “Benditt Cell,”.
+[[File:EarlP.jpg|thumb|The Benditt famliy tree]]
+Relation to Francis IV: '''2nd cousin, three times removed'''
+* '''Zamien Benditt-Parkes''' (1996–2014)
+Local genius, athlete, and musician. Went missing, found dead in the woods. RIP. one of the unfortunate Benditt's.<ref>https://981thehawk.com/vanished-what-happened-to-17-year-old-zamien-benditt-parkes/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral</ref><ref>https://eu.pressconnects.com/story/news/local/pennsylvania/2014/08/30/found-body-missing-teen/14874483/</ref><ref>https://www.sheldonfuneralhomes.com/obituary/2666556</ref>
+Relation to Francis IV: '''4th Cousin 1 time removed'''.
+*'''Thomas Benditt''' (b. 1958)
+Amateur jailer, professional disappointment. In 1993, Thomas was arrested for locking his elderly father—retired Boeing machinist John Benditt—in a sweltering Florida bedroom with a piss bucket and half a bottle of water.
+Charged with elder neglect, exploitation, and literally caging a person. Janice Pellitier, a paid “caretaker,” was also arrested. John was found alive but nervous, shaking, and relocated to a nursing home.
+Widely considered a [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]] copycat, given that FJB III infamously stabbed both his parents in a drug-fueled dispute.
+Seriously—what is it with the Benditts and stabbing or hurting their own relatives??
+Relation to Francis IV: '''3rd cousin, twice removed'''.<ref>https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1993/08/15/man-charged-with-caging-his-father/</ref>
+*'''Aaron Lewis Benditt'''<ref>https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/Colonies_of_Ukraine/20200218Komesaroff-Komisaruk family.pdf</ref> (1973-) –
+A Canadian/Austrian branch of the Benditt family produced Aaron, who briefly gained notoriety after several legal issues involving "disciplinary research" and "non-consensual mentorship." Once a self-described “gamified behavioral consultant,” Aaron's career came to an abrupt halt following multiple convictions related to inappropriate contact with minors<ref>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no- punishment-after-apparent-hazing-ritual-at-ryerson-1.1313558</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/03/rye-spanker-back-in-court/</ref><ref>https://corpun.com/cai00110.htm</ref><ref>https://theeyeopener.com/2001/11/rye-spanker-goes-to-prison/</ref>.
+"Without warning, he would pull his victims over his knee and spank them," Crown attorney Suhail Akhtar said.<ref>https://nospank.net/n-i92.htm</ref>
+Aaron legally changed his name to '''Aaron Lewis''' in 2015<ref>https://www.gov.mb.ca/asset_library/en/queensprinter/gazette/2015/43-10-24-2015.pdf</ref> “for professional clarity.” His media nickname, “The Ryerson Spanker,” remains archived in several Toronto tabloids.
+Relation to Francis IV: '''Not known as for now, Aaron descends from Austrian Benditt's, not Polish'''.
 == Possible Relation to Daniel Cohn-Bendit ==
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 == Notable Quotes ==
 * '''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now.”''' – '''Francis J. Benditt III''', after stabbing his boomer parents like it was a family-friendly episode of Dexter.
+* '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', talking to the devs he did not pay.
+* '''"WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER!!!"''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', delivering his best quote ever.
+==See also==
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Sr]]
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]
+* [[Evidence]]
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]]
+* [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]
 == References ==
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