Francis Joseph Benditt Sr: Difference between revisions

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==The Good Guy Chungus ==

In the [[Fallenchungus]] saga, Francis Sr. is hailed as the “First Chungus,” a title coined by [[KiwiFarms]] users who marvel at his ability to avoid the family’s downward spiral. His son, [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]], got busted in the 1980s “yuppie cocaine ring” scandal, flooding Penn State with nose candy. His grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]], stabbed his parents in a 2019 mental health speedrun ~~[Ref: Francis Joseph Benditt III Article]~~. And his great-grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]], became a Roblox “developer” with a fart fetish and a [[Frankpocalypse]] to his name. Francis Sr., meanwhile, was out here square-dancing and rooting for the Phillies, making him the only Benditt who didn’t turn life into a Reddit thread.

In the [[Fallenchungus]] saga, Francis Sr. is hailed as the “First Chungus,” a title coined by [[KiwiFarms]] users who marvel at his ability to avoid the family’s downward spiral. His son, [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]], got busted in the 1980s “yuppie cocaine ring” scandal, flooding Penn State with nose candy. His grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]], stabbed his parents in a 2019 mental health speedrun. And his great-grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]], became a Roblox “developer” with a fart fetish and a [[Frankpocalypse]] to his name. Francis Sr., meanwhile, was out here square-dancing and rooting for the Phillies, making him the only Benditt who didn’t turn life into a Reddit thread.

==Connection to the Benditt Chaos==

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 ==The Good Guy Chungus ==
-In the [[Fallenchungus]] saga, Francis Sr. is hailed as the “First Chungus,” a title coined by [[KiwiFarms]] users who marvel at his ability to avoid the family’s downward spiral. His son, [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]], got busted in the 1980s “yuppie cocaine ring” scandal, flooding Penn State with nose candy. His grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]], stabbed his parents in a 2019 mental health speedrun [Ref: Francis Joseph Benditt III Article]. And his great-grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]], became a Roblox “developer” with a fart fetish and a [[Frankpocalypse]] to his name. Francis Sr., meanwhile, was out here square-dancing and rooting for the Phillies, making him the only Benditt who didn’t turn life into a Reddit thread.
+In the [[Fallenchungus]] saga, Francis Sr. is hailed as the “First Chungus,” a title coined by [[KiwiFarms]] users who marvel at his ability to avoid the family’s downward spiral. His son, [[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]], got busted in the 1980s “yuppie cocaine ring” scandal, flooding Penn State with nose candy. His grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]], stabbed his parents in a 2019 mental health speedrun. And his great-grandson, [[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]], became a Roblox “developer” with a fart fetish and a [[Frankpocalypse]] to his name. Francis Sr., meanwhile, was out here square-dancing and rooting for the Phillies, making him the only Benditt who didn’t turn life into a Reddit thread.
 ==Connection to the Benditt Chaos==