Francis Joseph Benditt IV: Difference between revisions

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As a child, Francis watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] on '''JewTube''' with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]]. This spread to Roblox, where Frank started becoming obsessed with tard kid things like Sonic.exe (it's not 2015 anymore lil nigga) and SML.

He made a Reddit account to post about this 'oblox game called "Project Jojo" ~~(more like project uhh nigger amirite)~~ when he was around 14 years old. The reddit account has some gemmy screenshots like him saying nigga, but because Frank was scouring his [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] thread compulsively like his mother compulsively searching for any pills left in the medicine cabinet, he deleted it. Unfortunately no archive was recovered because the sharty thread were selfish little fucks and didn't archive shiet.

He made a Reddit account to post about this 'oblox game called "Project Jojo" when he was around 14 years old. The reddit account has some gemmy screenshots like him saying nigga, but because Frank was scouring his [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] thread compulsively like his mother compulsively searching for any pills left in the medicine cabinet, he deleted it. Unfortunately no archive was recovered because the sharty thread were selfish little fucks and didn't archive shiet.

Francis was on the [https://secure.smore.com/gamsq-national-junior-honor-society national honors society] in the eighth grade, probably to fulfill a retarded kid quota they had so they wouldn't miss out on that sweet USAID funding.

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 As a child, Francis watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] on '''JewTube''' with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]]. This spread to Roblox, where Frank started becoming obsessed with tard kid things like Sonic.exe (it's not 2015 anymore lil nigga) and SML.
-He made a Reddit account to post about this 'oblox game called "Project Jojo" (more like project uhh nigger amirite) when he was around 14 years old. The reddit account has some gemmy screenshots like him saying nigga, but because Frank was scouring his [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] thread compulsively like his mother compulsively searching for any pills left in the medicine cabinet, he deleted it. Unfortunately no archive was recovered because the sharty thread were selfish little fucks and didn't archive shiet.
+He made a Reddit account to post about this 'oblox game called "Project Jojo" when he was around 14 years old. The reddit account has some gemmy screenshots like him saying nigga, but because Frank was scouring his [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] thread compulsively like his mother compulsively searching for any pills left in the medicine cabinet, he deleted it. Unfortunately no archive was recovered because the sharty thread were selfish little fucks and didn't archive shiet.
 Francis was on the [https://secure.smore.com/gamsq-national-junior-honor-society national honors society] in the eighth grade, probably to fulfill a retarded kid quota they had so they wouldn't miss out on that sweet USAID funding.