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[[File:SirStabsALot.jpg|thumb|275x275px|Frank III. Also known as: Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-Lot, Fatherchungus]] | |||
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'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for stabbing both of his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''. | '''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for stabbing both of his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''. | ||
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== The Incident (this nigga thinks he's Tony Soprano) == | == The Incident (this nigga thinks he's Tony Soprano) == | ||
[[File:FrankOrange.jpg|thumb|275x275px|Annoying Frankrage]] | |||
On the morning of February 21, 2019, Benditt reportedly burst into his parents' bedroom at 4:30 AM accusing them of stealing his heart medication, wielding a knife and boomer rage. Over the next five hours, he managed to: | On the morning of February 21, 2019, Benditt reportedly burst into his parents' bedroom at 4:30 AM accusing them of stealing his heart medication, wielding a knife and boomer rage. Over the next five hours, he managed to: | ||
* Stab both parents<ref name=":0" /> | * Stab both parents<ref name=":0" /> | ||
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* Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue | * Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue | ||
* Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was ''L.A. Noire'' | * Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was ''L.A. Noire'' | ||
All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries. | All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries. | ||
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== Current Status == | == Current Status == | ||
[[File:FJBjewtube.webp|thumb|His digital footprint is large and still growing.]] | |||
Benditt remains barred from: | Benditt remains barred from: | ||
* Knife ownership | * Knife ownership | ||
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He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium]. | He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew marge rate horrifying) to a grand total of nobody on his [https://www.youtube.com/@frankbendittIII JewTube], Xitter, and [https://medium.com/@fbenditt Medium]. | ||
== references == | == references == | ||