Francis Joseph Benditt III: Difference between revisions

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Dubbed by the press as a man "too old to live with his parents but too unstable to be left unsupervised," Benditt’s viral infamy peaked after muttering the quote:

> ''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe ~~now,”''~~

<span style="color:#38761D">>“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now”<br>>while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.</span>

> — while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.

The event, which involved multiple knives, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/

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* Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue

* Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was ''L.A. Noire''

* Fail because he's a niggermonkeytard and left another knife in his back pocket

All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.

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 Dubbed by the press as a man "too old to live with his parents but too unstable to be left unsupervised," Benditt’s viral infamy peaked after muttering the quote:
-> ''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now,”''
+<span style="color:#38761D">>“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now”<br>>while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.</span>
-> — while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.
 The event, which involved multiple knives, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref name=":0">https://www.delcotimes.com/2019/10/01/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/
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 * Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue
 * Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was ''L.A. Noire''
+* Fail because he's a niggermonkeytard and left another knife in his back pocket
 All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.