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'''Advice''' is guidance or recommendations offered with regard to prudent future action. | '''Advice''' is guidance or recommendations offered with regard to prudent future action. It is also the #1 thing Francis will ignore if his life depended on it (it does). | ||
Stop giving it to Francis. He will not listen. Instead, consider telling him to stop [['Baiting|suicide baiting]] and actually [[Budd Dwyer|kill himself]]. | Stop giving it to Francis. He will not listen. Instead, consider telling him to stop [['Baiting|suicide baiting]] and actually [[Budd Dwyer|kill himself]]. | ||
=== Do NOT give advice to Francis === | |||
Attempts to offer "help" will result in: | |||
* A blank stare. | |||
* A vague allusion to suicide for pity points. | |||
* Another 9-hour [[Agony Arena]] rewrite nobody asked for. | |||
Instead of giving him advice, consider giving him directions to the nearest rehabilitation center or better yet, a rubber room and a chalkboard with “I will not suicide bait” written 500 times. | |||
=== References === | |||
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