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'''Francis Joseph Benditt III'''

~~aka~~ Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-~~lot~~, Fatherchungus

Also known as: '''Daddy Chungus''', '''Sir Stabs-A-Lot''', '''Fatherchungus'''

is best known for stabbing his ~~own~~ boomer parents in a ~~suburban meltdown that~~ made *WorldStarHipHop* look classy.

'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for stabbing both of his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.

~~Quote of~~ the ~~century:~~

== Overview ==

~~''> “Let’s see who they’re going~~ to ~~believe now~~,~~”'' — while sitting next to his bleeding dad on~~ the ~~couch like it was a sitcom finale.~~

Dubbed by the press as a man "too old to live with his parents but too unstable to be left unsupervised," Benditt’s viral infamy peaked after muttering the quote:

~~Raised a son who draws FART PORN, suicide-baits, and cries on main.~~

~~Currently~~ banned from sharp objects and ~~fatherhood~~.

> ''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now,”''

> — while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.

The event, which involved multiple knifes, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref>https://www.delcotimes.com/2021/08/19/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/</ref>

== Family Legacy ==

Benditt III is best known for producing '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''.

== The Incident ==

On the morning of February 21, 2019, Benditt reportedly burst into his parents' bedroom at 4:30 AM accusing them of stealing his heart medication, wielding a knife and boomer rage. Over the next five hours, he managed to:

* Stab both parents<ref>https://www.delcotimes.com/2021/08/19/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/</ref>

* Stab himself

* Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue

* Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was ''L.A. Noire''

All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.

== Legal Aftermath ==

Benditt pled “no contest” (in 2021) to two counts of aggravated assault and possessing an instrument of crime. His sentence included:

* '''10–23 months''' in county prison (no early release)

* '''5 years''' of county probation under mental health supervision

* A lifelong subscription to “Why therapy matters”

His defense attorney cited a potent mix of alcohol, Xanax, and “post-cardiac delirium” as mitigating factors.

== Current Status ==

Benditt remains barred from:

* Knife ownership

* Parenting rights

* Access to the upstairs medicine cabinet

== references ==

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 '''Francis Joseph Benditt III'''
-aka Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-lot, Fatherchungus
+Also known as: '''Daddy Chungus''', '''Sir Stabs-A-Lot''', '''Fatherchungus'''
-is best known for stabbing his own boomer parents in a suburban meltdown that made *WorldStarHipHop* look classy.
+'''Francis Joseph Benditt III''' is a suburban Pennsylvania man best known for stabbing both of his elderly boomer parents during what experts later described as a "mental health speedrun." His breakdown made headlines for turning a quiet Ridley neighborhood into a live-action episode of ''It's Always Sunny in Psych Wards''.
-Quote of the century:
+== Overview ==
- ''> “Let’s see who they’re going to believe now,”'' — while sitting next to his bleeding dad on the couch like it was a sitcom finale.
+Dubbed by the press as a man "too old to live with his parents but too unstable to be left unsupervised," Benditt’s viral infamy peaked after muttering the quote:
-Raised a son who draws FART PORN, suicide-baits, and cries on main.
-Currently banned from sharp objects and fatherhood.
+> ''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now,”''
+> — while sitting beside his bleeding father like it was a sitcom season finale.
+The event, which involved multiple knifes, a failed Xanax cocktail, and full commitment to the bit, left Benditt permanently banned from fatherhood, sharp objects, and dignity.<ref>https://www.delcotimes.com/2021/08/19/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/</ref>
+== Family Legacy ==
+Benditt III is best known for producing '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''', also known online as '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''.
+== The Incident ==
+On the morning of February 21, 2019, Benditt reportedly burst into his parents' bedroom at 4:30 AM accusing them of stealing his heart medication, wielding a knife and boomer rage. Over the next five hours, he managed to:
+* Stab both parents<ref>https://www.delcotimes.com/2021/08/19/ridley-man-pleads-no-contest-to-stabbing-parents-self/</ref>
+* Stab himself
+* Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue
+* Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was ''L.A. Noire''
+All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.
+== Legal Aftermath ==
+Benditt pled “no contest” (in 2021) to two counts of aggravated assault and possessing an instrument of crime. His sentence included:
+* '''10–23 months''' in county prison (no early release)
+* '''5 years''' of county probation under mental health supervision
+* A lifelong subscription to “Why therapy matters”
+His defense attorney cited a potent mix of alcohol, Xanax, and “post-cardiac delirium” as mitigating factors.
+== Current Status ==
+Benditt remains barred from:
+* Knife ownership
+* Parenting rights
+* Access to the upstairs medicine cabinet
+== references ==