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* '''Felix Frank Benditt''' (1899–1956) – Probably a factory worker who had no idea his great-grandkid would have a fart fetish on Twitter. | * '''Felix Frank Benditt''' (1899–1956) – Probably a factory worker who had no idea his great-grandkid would have a fart fetish on Twitter. | ||
* '''Francis Joseph Benditt Sr.'''<ref>https://www.cavanaghfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Francis-J-Benditt?obId=25166095</ref> (1924–2011) – Boeing employee, enjoyed fishing and watching the Eagles lose. Died before things got weird. | * '''Francis Joseph Benditt Sr.'''<ref>https://www.cavanaghfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Francis-J-Benditt?obId=25166095</ref> (1924–2011) – Boeing employee, enjoyed fishing and watching the Eagles lose. Died before things got weird. | ||
* '''Francis Joseph Benditt Jr.''' (1949– ) – | * '''Francis Joseph Benditt Jr.''' (1949– ) – was charged with distributing cocaine as part of that big yuppie ring. He was selling it, part of a multi-million dollar operation moving pure coke around the Northeast.<ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/two-men-from-yuppie-cocaine-ring-sentenced/article_6f34523f-8ae9-5123-acde-9ca27caf4d60.html</ref> <ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/yuppie-cocaine-ring-broken/article_032a3c4e-325a-5169-b7fe-d4382f8bfefc.html</ref> | ||
* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]'''<ref>https://x.com/FrankJBenditt</ref> – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight. | * '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]'''<ref>https://x.com/FrankJBenditt</ref> – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight. | ||
* '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''' aka '''[[Fallenchungus]]''' | * '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''' aka '''[[Fallenchungus]]''' | ||