Benditt (Last Name): Difference between revisions

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* '''Francis Joseph Benditt Sr.'''<ref>https://www.cavanaghfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Francis-J-Benditt?obId=25166095</ref> (1924–2011) – Boeing employee, enjoyed fishing and watching the Eagles lose. Died before things got weird.

* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]].'''<ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/two-men-from-yuppie-cocaine-ring-sentenced/article_6f34523f-8ae9-5123-acde-9ca27caf4d60.html</ref> <ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/yuppie-cocaine-ring-broken/article_032a3c4e-325a-5169-b7fe-d4382f8bfefc.html</ref> (1949– ) – was charged with distributing cocaine as part of that big yuppie ring. He was selling it, part of a multi-million dollar operation moving pure coke around the Northeast.

* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]'''<ref>https://x.com/FrankJBenditt</ref> – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight.

* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]'''<ref>https://x.com/FrankJBenditt</ref>(1972–) – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight.

* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]''' ~~aka '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''~~

* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]''' (2006–Hopefully soon) – Fart fetishist pedophile xitter artist. Needs no introduction.

== Possible Relation to Daniel Cohn-Bendit ==

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== Notable Quotes ==

* '''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now.”''' – '''Francis J. Benditt III''', after stabbing his boomer parents like it was a family-friendly episode of Dexter.

* '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV'''

* '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', talking to the devs he did not pay.

== References ==

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 * '''Francis Joseph Benditt Sr.'''<ref>https://www.cavanaghfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Francis-J-Benditt?obId=25166095</ref> (1924–2011) – Boeing employee, enjoyed fishing and watching the Eagles lose. Died before things got weird.
 * '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt Jr]].'''<ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/two-men-from-yuppie-cocaine-ring-sentenced/article_6f34523f-8ae9-5123-acde-9ca27caf4d60.html</ref> <ref>https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/yuppie-cocaine-ring-broken/article_032a3c4e-325a-5169-b7fe-d4382f8bfefc.html</ref> (1949– ) – was charged with distributing cocaine as part of that big yuppie ring. He was selling it, part of a multi-million dollar operation moving pure coke around the Northeast.
-* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]'''<ref>https://x.com/FrankJBenditt</ref> – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight.
+* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt III]]'''<ref>https://x.com/FrankJBenditt</ref>(1972–) – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight.
-* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]''' aka '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''
+* '''[[Francis Joseph Benditt IV]]''' (2006–Hopefully soon) – Fart fetishist pedophile xitter artist. Needs no introduction.
 == Possible Relation to Daniel Cohn-Bendit ==
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 == Notable Quotes ==
 * '''“Let’s see who they’re going to believe now.”''' – '''Francis J. Benditt III''', after stabbing his boomer parents like it was a family-friendly episode of Dexter.
-* '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV'''
+* '''"I'm like the dog whisperer for blacks."''' - '''Francis J. Benditt IV''', talking to the devs he did not pay.
 == References ==
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