Francis Joseph Benditt IV: Difference between revisions

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== The Datsmojo Return ==

On March 25th, Francis returned right back to his old habits, this time announcing a game he was [[Ideas Guy|working on]] called [[Printern]].

=== The second Fart Fetish thread ===

Shortly after coming back, he made another thread adjacent to the "Unc Kid and Gooner" thread where he once again stated that he had a fart fetish, this time blaming it on something called [[Early Porn Introduction]], specifically fart SFM videos he watched on his tablet while [[In the Aeroplane Over the Sea|his mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder, and dad would throw the garbage all across the floor]]. He also blamed his behavior on his great aunt dying of dementia. He also said that during the events of the Fartdustrial Revolution, he was in contact with several fetish artists and it seems he was only amplifying his fetishes. After he didn't get the reaction he wanted from xitter, that being forgiving him for having a fart fetish, he threw a hissy fit, accused everyone of not caring about him or his feelings and then said he will be taking a 4-7 day break. Spoiler alert: he didn't.

=== The begging ===

Francis returns from his break approximately 23 hours later by sperging about how people don't want to be his friend. Shortly after this, he asks if anyone would like to commission him for art, as if anyone would want art drawn by the Kuromi Butt artist. He requests payment methods in Cashapp and robux, which is not an appropriate way to save money, Francis.

Francis then asks for people to be faceriggers for Printern, saying (actual quote directly from him) "pay is not guaranteed." I've heard that [[wikipedia:Arbeit_macht_frei|before]], Francis....

=== Back to our regularly scheduled program ===

After this, Francis started posting gross stuff like chiikawa chibi vore. A JewTuber by the name of '''toastify''' released a commentary "how to ruin your twitter career" video on Francis, which resulted in him immediately dilating about it on xitter, and his orbiters mass reporting it, to no avail geg.

Francis then sperged about

== The Printern Era ==

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<sup>Full article: [[Frankpocalypse]]</sup>

The frankpocalypse occured on May 14, when he was fully exposed with evidence for having [[Pedophilia|sex with a 15-year old girl]] named [[Isabella]] he met at a psych ward in 2022. When news of this landed his way, he quickly started what is now considered the greatest [[Crash Out]] known to mankind, partly due to the fact that everything he ever said was leaked to his thread because a Kiwifarms user going by @dcss was getting fed information by [[Cazz]], as well as 9 other of Frank's former associates.

The frankpocalypse occured on May 14, 2025, when he was fully exposed with evidence for having [[Pedophilia|sex with a 15-year old girl]] named [[Isabella]] he met at a psych ward in 2022. When news of this landed his way, he quickly started what is now considered the greatest [[Crash Out]] known to mankind, partly due to the fact that everything he ever said was leaked to his thread because a Kiwifarms user going by @dcss was getting fed information by [[Cazz]], as well as 9 other of Frank's former associates.

=== Frank's [[Crash Out]] ===

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 == The Datsmojo Return ==
 On March 25th, Francis returned right back to his old habits, this time announcing a game he was [[Ideas Guy|working on]] called [[Printern]].
+=== The second Fart Fetish thread ===
+Shortly after coming back, he made another thread adjacent to the "Unc Kid and Gooner" thread where he once again stated that he had a fart fetish, this time blaming it on something called [[Early Porn Introduction]], specifically fart SFM videos he watched on his tablet while [[In the Aeroplane Over the Sea|his mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder, and dad would throw the garbage all across the floor]]. He also blamed his behavior on his great aunt dying of dementia. He also said that during the events of the Fartdustrial Revolution, he was in contact with several fetish artists and it seems he was only amplifying his fetishes. After he didn't get the reaction he wanted from xitter, that being forgiving him for having a fart fetish, he threw a hissy fit, accused everyone of not caring about him or his feelings and then said he will be taking a 4-7 day break. Spoiler alert: he didn't.
+=== The begging ===
+Francis returns from his break approximately 23 hours later by sperging about how people don't want to be his friend. Shortly after this, he asks if anyone would like to commission him for art, as if anyone would want art drawn by the Kuromi Butt artist. He requests payment methods in Cashapp and robux, which is not an appropriate way to save money, Francis.
+Francis then asks for people to be faceriggers for Printern, saying (actual quote directly from him) "pay is not guaranteed." I've heard that [[wikipedia:Arbeit_macht_frei|before]], Francis....
+=== Back to our regularly scheduled program ===
+After this, Francis started posting gross stuff like chiikawa chibi vore. A JewTuber by the name of '''toastify''' released a commentary "how to ruin your twitter career" video on Francis, which resulted in him immediately dilating about it on xitter, and his orbiters mass reporting it, to no avail geg.
+Francis then sperged about
 == The Printern Era ==
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 <sup>Full article: [[Frankpocalypse]]</sup>
-The frankpocalypse occured on May 14, when he was fully exposed with evidence for having [[Pedophilia|sex with a 15-year old girl]] named [[Isabella]] he met at a psych ward in 2022. When news of this landed his way, he quickly started what is now considered the greatest [[Crash Out]] known to mankind, partly due to the fact that everything he ever said was leaked to his thread because a Kiwifarms user going by @dcss was getting fed information by [[Cazz]], as well as 9 other of Frank's former associates.
+The frankpocalypse occured on May 14, 2025, when he was fully exposed with evidence for having [[Pedophilia|sex with a 15-year old girl]] named [[Isabella]] he met at a psych ward in 2022. When news of this landed his way, he quickly started what is now considered the greatest [[Crash Out]] known to mankind, partly due to the fact that everything he ever said was leaked to his thread because a Kiwifarms user going by @dcss was getting fed information by [[Cazz]], as well as 9 other of Frank's former associates.
 === Frank's [[Crash Out]] ===