Francis Joseph Benditt IV: Difference between revisions

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=== The Fallenchungus Wrangler ===

On April 15th, @~~fallenchungus~~' wrangler would make his world debut on the Kiwifarms thread.

On April 15th, @[[Zach|Fallenchungus' wrangler]] would make his world debut on the [[Kiwifarms]] thread. This is considered to be a major point in Francis History, as this technically marked the beginning of the end for him. (As if it wasn't already over.)

Fallenchungus Wrangler, who will be referred to as Zach from now on, came on the thread saying "I was Frank's tard wrangler for over a year I'm too trusting It took me way too long to realize that he just NEVER LEARNS. AMA." He was then asked about Frank's financial status, and to share any embarassing screenshots from Frank (remember this later) This was the source of many Francis TRVKES, such as the revelation that this nigga really doesn't do shit for the games he was [[Ideas Guy|making]], just sprites and literal [[Francis Joseph Benditt III|retards]] can do that.

Some more TRVKES shared by Zach is that the chances of Frank turning his life around is "[[Fact|A big fat 0 percent]]." He also revealed that Francis [[DoorDash|DoorDashes]] every other meal, which is a Trvke akin to the one dropped on Hiroshima in [[In the Aeroplane Over the Sea|1945]].

The same day, around 2:44 PM, Zach dropped screenshots of Francis asking him about a girl he met at the psych ward. There were multiple screenshots, one dated March 27, 2024, where Frank said he was "worried about the age gap" and "''is that too wide? I mean she's gone through similiar shit given we met at an out patient program so shes not super immature, but I need genuine advice''". Another screenshot showed her twitter handle, @WHOOPSYISTINK where she said she was going to OD because Francis broke up with her. Overreaction much?

The final screenshot was dated August 22, 2024, where Frank appears to be dating said girl. He says "we're kinda seeing eachother, we're in the same area and [[Lie|we've just been hanging out]]. im not worried about like [[Pedophilia|statutory rape]] laws or her lying on my name as I trust her immensely". These screenshots raised many alarms, as it showed that what was just previous speculation about Frank being a "diddy blud" was actually true. However, without a name, or full story, she remained an urban thread legend.

Francis immediately found out he was betrayed by Zach, as he compulsively looks over the thread like an OCD kid washing his hands a million times. He made a stream where he said "[[Lie|nothing happened with this girl]]", that it shouldn't ever have been leaked, and that we should all feel sorry for him. Of course this was all disproven later, but for now it was just a sperg. Shortly after this, some literal who called "Dronk" made an expose' on Zach, calling him transphobic and other mean things.

== The Printern Era ==

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 === The Fallenchungus Wrangler ===
-On April 15th, @fallenchungus' wrangler would make his world debut on the Kiwifarms thread.
+On April 15th, @[[Zach|Fallenchungus' wrangler]] would make his world debut on the [[Kiwifarms]] thread. This is considered to be a major point in Francis History, as this technically marked the beginning of the end for him. (As if it wasn't already over.)
+Fallenchungus Wrangler, who will be referred to as Zach from now on, came on the thread saying "I was Frank's tard wrangler for over a year I'm too trusting It took me way too long to realize that he just NEVER LEARNS. AMA." He was then asked about Frank's financial status, and to share any embarassing screenshots from Frank (remember this later) This was the source of many Francis TRVKES, such as the revelation that this nigga really doesn't do shit for the games he was [[Ideas Guy|making]], just sprites and literal [[Francis Joseph Benditt III|retards]] can do that.
+Some more TRVKES shared by Zach is that the chances of Frank turning his life around is "[[Fact|A big fat 0 percent]]." He also revealed that Francis [[DoorDash|DoorDashes]] every other meal, which is a Trvke akin to the one dropped on Hiroshima in [[In the Aeroplane Over the Sea|1945]].
+The same day, around 2:44 PM, Zach dropped screenshots of Francis asking him about a girl he met at the psych ward. There were multiple screenshots, one dated March 27, 2024, where Frank said he was "worried about the age gap" and "''is that too wide? I mean she's gone through similiar shit given we met at an out patient program so shes not super immature, but I need genuine advice''". Another screenshot showed her twitter handle, @WHOOPSYISTINK where she said she was going to OD because Francis broke up with her. Overreaction much?
+The final screenshot was dated August 22, 2024, where Frank appears to be dating said girl. He says "we're kinda seeing eachother, we're in the same area and [[Lie|we've just been hanging out]]. im not worried about like  [[Pedophilia|statutory rape]] laws or her lying on my name as I trust her immensely". These screenshots raised many alarms, as it showed that what was just previous speculation about Frank being a "diddy blud" was actually true. However, without a name, or full story, she remained an urban thread legend.
+Francis immediately found out he was betrayed by Zach, as he compulsively looks over the thread like an OCD kid washing his hands a million times. He made a stream where he said "[[Lie|nothing happened with this girl]]", that it shouldn't ever have been leaked, and that we should all feel sorry for him. Of course this was all disproven later, but for now it was just a sperg. Shortly after this, some literal who called "Dronk" made an expose' on Zach, calling him transphobic and other mean things.
 == The Printern Era ==