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==(((Early Life)))==

Frank was born to [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]] and Kathryn Lavaique on May 24, 2006, World Schizophrenia Day (this is just like my skitzocow threads!). '''This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.''' (It should also be noted that Kathryn has bipolar disorder and Frank Sr. is just retarded as fuck and most likely has anger issues so just don't stick your dick in crazy, guys.) As a child, Francis watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] on JewTube with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]].

Frank was born to [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]] and Kathryn Lavaique on May 24, 2006, World Schizophrenia Day (this is just like my skitzocow threads!). '''This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.''' (It should also be noted that Kathryn has bipolar disorder and Frank Sr. is just retarded as fuck and most likely has anger issues so just don't stick your dick in crazy, guys.) As a child, Francis watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] on JewTube with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]]. This spread to Roblox, where Frank started becoming obsessed with tard kid things like Sonic.exe (it's not 2015 anymore lil nigga) and SML.

He made a reddit account to post about this 'oblox game called "Project Jojo" (more like project uhh nigger amirite). The reddit account has some gemmy screenshots like him saying nigga, but because Frank was scouring his [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] thread compulsively like his mother compulsively searching for any pills left in the medicine cabinet, he deleted it. Unfortunately no archive was recovered because the sharty thread were selfish little fucks and didn't archive shiet.

==Rise to fame==

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 ==(((Early Life)))==
-Frank was born to [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]] and Kathryn Lavaique on May 24, 2006, World Schizophrenia Day (this is just like my skitzocow threads!). '''This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.''' (It should also be noted that Kathryn has bipolar disorder and Frank Sr. is just retarded as fuck and most likely has anger issues so just don't stick your dick in crazy, guys.) As a child, Francis watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] on JewTube with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]].
+Frank was born to [[Francis Joseph Benditt III]] and Kathryn Lavaique on May 24, 2006, World Schizophrenia Day (this is just like my skitzocow threads!). '''This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.''' (It should also be noted that Kathryn has bipolar disorder and Frank Sr. is just retarded as fuck and most likely has anger issues so just don't stick your dick in crazy, guys.) As a child, Francis watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] on JewTube with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]]. This spread to Roblox, where Frank started becoming obsessed with tard kid things like Sonic.exe (it's not 2015 anymore lil nigga) and SML.
+He made a reddit account to post about this 'oblox game called "Project Jojo" (more like project uhh nigger amirite). The reddit account has some gemmy screenshots like him saying nigga, but because Frank was scouring his [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] thread compulsively like his mother compulsively searching for any pills left in the medicine cabinet, he deleted it. Unfortunately no archive was recovered because the sharty thread were selfish little fucks and didn't archive shiet.
 ==Rise to fame==