Francis Joseph Benditt IV: Difference between revisions

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=== Childhood ===

Francis claims he never had a strong father figure, and his childhood was filled with "domestic violence, deceit, and was nearly always surrounded by drugs and alcohol".<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/picsart_24-07-20_21-55-53-840-png.6213286/</ref> Due to his shitty homelife, Francis found an escape through the Internet and watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] and other SFM animations on '''JewTube''' with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]]. This spread to Roblox, where Frank started becoming obsessed with tard kid things like Sonic.exe (it's not 2015 anymore lil nigga) and SML. Francis was on the [https://secure.smore.com/gamsq-national-junior-honor-society national honors society] in the eighth grade, probably to fulfill a retarded kid quota they had so they wouldn't miss out on that sweet USAID funding.

Due to his shitty homelife, Francis found an escape through the Internet and watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] and other SFM animations on '''JewTube''' with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]]. This spread to Roblox, where Frank started becoming obsessed with tard kid things like Sonic.exe (it's not 2015 anymore lil nigga) and SML. Francis was on the [https://secure.smore.com/gamsq-national-junior-honor-society national honors society] in the eighth grade, probably to fulfill a retarded kid quota they had so they wouldn't miss out on that sweet USAID funding.

He made a Reddit account to post about this 'blox game called "Project Jojo" when he was around 14 years old. The reddit account has some gemmy screenshots like him saying nigga, but because Frank was scouring his [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] thread compulsively like his mother compulsively searching for any pills left in the medicine cabinet, he deleted it. Unfortunately no archive was recovered because the /raid/ thread didn't 'chive the account.

=== Family life ===

~~According to~~ Francis, his ~~family life~~ was ~~shit~~ and "~~borderline abusive"~~. Whether this is true or just his mom told him to clean his room is fierce cause of debate. His parents got divorced in 2019, probably because [[Francis Joseph Benditt III|his dad]] stabbed his parents in a [[Crash Out|Crashout]] eerily similar to the online ones Frank has on a near daily basis. Kathryn remarried to Adam Mahek Sr, also known as Frank's evil stepdad who doesn't like him for reasons which will probably never be known. (joke)

Francis claims he never had a strong father figure, and his childhood was filled with "domestic violence, deceit, and was nearly always surrounded by drugs and alcohol".<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/picsart_24-07-20_21-55-53-840-png.6213286/</ref> Whether this is true or just his mom told him to clean his room and to stop jerking off is fierce cause of debate. His parents got divorced in 2019, probably because [[Francis Joseph Benditt III|his dad]] stabbed his parents in a [[Crash Out|Crashout]] eerily similar to the online ones Frank has on a near daily basis. Kathryn remarried to Adam Mahek Sr, also known as Frank's evil stepdad who doesn't like him for reasons which will probably never be known. (joke)

==Rise to fame (Pre-Kiwi Era)==

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 === Childhood ===
-Francis claims he never had a strong father figure, and his childhood was filled with "domestic violence, deceit, and was nearly always surrounded by drugs and alcohol".<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/picsart_24-07-20_21-55-53-840-png.6213286/</ref> Due to his shitty homelife, Francis found an escape through the Internet and watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] and other SFM animations on '''JewTube''' with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]]. This spread to Roblox, where Frank started becoming obsessed with tard kid things like Sonic.exe (it's not 2015 anymore lil nigga) and SML. Francis was on the [https://secure.smore.com/gamsq-national-junior-honor-society national honors society] in the eighth grade, probably to fulfill a retarded kid quota they had so they wouldn't miss out on that sweet USAID funding.
+Due to his shitty homelife, Francis found an escape through the Internet and watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] and other SFM animations on '''JewTube''' with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]]. This spread to Roblox, where Frank started becoming obsessed with tard kid things like Sonic.exe (it's not 2015 anymore lil nigga) and SML. Francis was on the [https://secure.smore.com/gamsq-national-junior-honor-society national honors society] in the eighth grade, probably to fulfill a retarded kid quota they had so they wouldn't miss out on that sweet USAID funding.
 He made a Reddit account to post about this 'blox game called "Project Jojo" when he was around 14 years old. The reddit account has some gemmy screenshots like him saying nigga, but because Frank was scouring his [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] thread compulsively like his mother compulsively searching for any pills left in the medicine cabinet, he deleted it. Unfortunately no archive was recovered because the /raid/ thread didn't 'chive the account.
 === Family life ===
-According to Francis, his family life was shit and "borderline abusive". Whether this is true or just his mom told him to clean his room is fierce cause of debate. His parents got divorced in 2019, probably because [[Francis Joseph Benditt III|his dad]] stabbed his parents in a [[Crash Out|Crashout]] eerily similar to the online ones Frank has on a near daily basis. Kathryn remarried to Adam Mahek Sr, also known as Frank's evil stepdad who doesn't like him for reasons which will probably never be known. (joke)
+Francis claims he never had a strong father figure, and his childhood was filled with "domestic violence, deceit, and was nearly always surrounded by drugs and alcohol".<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/picsart_24-07-20_21-55-53-840-png.6213286/</ref> Whether this is true or just his mom told him to clean his room and to stop jerking off is fierce cause of debate. His parents got divorced in 2019, probably because [[Francis Joseph Benditt III|his dad]] stabbed his parents in a [[Crash Out|Crashout]] eerily similar to the online ones Frank has on a near daily basis. Kathryn remarried to Adam Mahek Sr, also known as Frank's evil stepdad who doesn't like him for reasons which will probably never be known. (joke)
 ==Rise to fame (Pre-Kiwi Era)==