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* '''Engorgement Embezzlement''' - Today it was revealed that the Agony Arena dev team was rarely, if ever, paid, and that the funds meant for the game instead went to Doordash.  

* '''Designated Shitting Squad''' - Multiple gunt guards show up at the same time to shit up a thread that was producing quality milk at the time.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21115396</ref>  

=== April 18 ===

* '''Color(ed) Revolution''' - A military junta led by [[Cazz]] removes Francis from power in the Printern 'cord and instates freedom and democracy for all.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21429865</ref>

* '''I'm wearing a wire''' - Cazz leaks the hour long discord call to 'Farms user dcss, who leaks it to the thread. Summary [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21430671 here].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21430328</ref>

* '''Put the fries in the bag, fag''' - A Printern dev reveals Francis got a job at McDonald's.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21430841</ref>  

* '''Shake Hands With Beef''' - An anon 'cord user 'books another girl Francis was interested in, [[Beefcake]], who also has a fart fetish.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21430843</ref>

* '''Vox Populi, Vox Dei''' - With the repressive anti-democratic Benditt Regime ousted, the Printern devs talk about their oppression under Francis' rule. Firstly, he wasn't even [[Ideas Guy]]-ing it, he stole the whole concept of the game from someone else. He commonly verbally abused his devs, including telling one he wanted them to die. And similar to his [[Agony Arena|last ill-fated project]], he kept demanding the team to add and remove random stuff he thought of, and he constantly thought of new features leading to rapid scope creep.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21432598</ref>

* '''Crying in the checkout line''' - Francis comes back and tells his side of the story. He claims she was 16 at the time, that she came to him, says he only gave her the D because he felt "pressured," and says he regretted it very very much. Given his track record, do ''you'' believe him?<ref name=":3">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21433557</ref>

* '''Teenage Riot''' - Discord user @applejim leaks his conversation with Isabella, where she says that she sat on Frank's face and farted on it.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21434035</ref>

* '''He's Already Dead''' - [[Cazz]] returns to post more screenshots of Printern's dysfunctional development, more correspondence with [[Isabella]] (keep in mind, she is not a reliable narrator either), and a photo dated 5/3 of an even fatter Francis.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/francis-joseph-benditt-iv-fallenchungus-datsmojo-mojo-thatsmojo-agony-arena-dunkbunko-datsactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-21434332</ref>