Francis Joseph Benditt IV: Difference between revisions

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=== Childhood ===

Due to his shitty homelife, Francis found an escape through the Internet and watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] and other SFM animations on '''JewTube''' with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]]. This spread to Roblox, where Frank started becoming obsessed with tard kid things like Sonic.exe (it's not 2015 anymore lil nigga) and SML. Francis was on the [https://secure.smore.com/gamsq-national-junior-honor-society national honors society] in the eighth grade, probably to fulfill a retarded kid quota they had so they wouldn't miss out on that sweet USAID funding.

Francis was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome (now called [[Autism]]) at four and a half years old.<ref>https://archive.is/UPx6h</ref> Due to his shitty homelife, Francis found an escape through the Internet and watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] and other SFM animations on '''JewTube''' with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]]. This spread to Roblox, where Frank started becoming obsessed with tard kid things like Sonic.exe (it's not 2015 anymore lil nigga) and SML. Francis was on the [https://secure.smore.com/gamsq-national-junior-honor-society national honors society] in the eighth grade, probably to fulfill a retarded kid quota they had so they wouldn't miss out on that sweet USAID funding.

He made a Reddit account to post about this 'blox game called "Project Jojo" when he was around 14 years old. The reddit account has some gemmy screenshots like him saying nigga, but because Frank was scouring his [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] thread compulsively like his mother compulsively searching for any pills left in the medicine cabinet, he deleted it. Unfortunately no archive was recovered because the /raid/ thread didn't 'chive the account.

Francis graduated from Interboro High School on 11 June, 2024.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/196329/post-19380634</ref>

=== Family life ===

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 === Childhood ===
-Due to his shitty homelife, Francis found an escape through the Internet and watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] and other SFM animations on '''JewTube''' with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]]. This spread to Roblox, where Frank started becoming obsessed with tard kid things like Sonic.exe (it's not 2015 anymore lil nigga) and SML. Francis was on the [https://secure.smore.com/gamsq-national-junior-honor-society national honors society] in the eighth grade, probably to fulfill a retarded kid quota they had so they wouldn't miss out on that sweet USAID funding.
+Francis was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome (now called [[Autism]]) at four and a half years old.<ref>https://archive.is/UPx6h</ref> Due to his shitty homelife, Francis found an escape through the Internet and watched one too many [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxo6XvcsPA Garry's Mod fart videos] and other SFM animations on '''JewTube''' with zero internet supervision, which led him to develop the disease we now know as [[Early Porn Introduction]]. This spread to Roblox, where Frank started becoming obsessed with tard kid things like Sonic.exe (it's not 2015 anymore lil nigga) and SML. Francis was on the [https://secure.smore.com/gamsq-national-junior-honor-society national honors society] in the eighth grade, probably to fulfill a retarded kid quota they had so they wouldn't miss out on that sweet USAID funding.
 He made a Reddit account to post about this 'blox game called "Project Jojo" when he was around 14 years old. The reddit account has some gemmy screenshots like him saying nigga, but because Frank was scouring his [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] thread compulsively like his mother compulsively searching for any pills left in the medicine cabinet, he deleted it. Unfortunately no archive was recovered because the /raid/ thread didn't 'chive the account.
+Francis graduated from Interboro High School on 11 June, 2024.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/196329/post-19380634</ref>
 === Family life ===