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-this nigga stabbed his parents o algo
+***Francis Joseph Benditt III***
+aka Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-lot, Fatherchungus
+is best known for stabbing his own boomer parents in a suburban meltdown that made *WorldStarHipHop* look classy.
+Quote of the century:
+> “Let’s see who they’re going to believe now,” — while sitting next to his bleeding dad on the couch like it was a sitcom finale.
+Raised a son who draws FART PORN, suicide-baits, and cries on main.
+Currently banned from sharp objects and fatherhood.