Benditt (Last Name): Difference between revisions

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* '''Max Benditt''' – Allegedly Jewish patriarch from Bromberg. Escaped pogroms, only to have his descendants start generational trauma speedruns.

* '''Felix Frank Benditt''' (1899–1956) – Probably a factory worker who had no idea his great-grandkid would have a fart fetish on Twitter.

* '''Francis J. Benditt Sr.''' (1924–2011) – Boeing employee, enjoyed fishing and watching the Eagles lose. Died before things got weird.

* '''Francis J. Benditt Sr.'''<ref>https://www.cavanaghfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Francis-J-Benditt?obId=25166095</ref> (1924–2011) – Boeing employee, enjoyed fishing and watching the Eagles lose. Died before things got weird.

* '''Francis J. Benditt Jr.''' (1949– ) – Unremarkable placeholder in the Benditt timeline.

* '''Francis J. Benditt III''' – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight.

* '''Francis J. Benditt III'''<ref>https://x.com/FrankJBenditt</ref> – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight.

* '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''' aka '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''

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 * '''Max Benditt''' – Allegedly Jewish patriarch from Bromberg. Escaped pogroms, only to have his descendants start generational trauma speedruns.
 * '''Felix Frank Benditt''' (1899–1956) – Probably a factory worker who had no idea his great-grandkid would have a fart fetish on Twitter.
-* '''Francis J. Benditt Sr.''' (1924–2011) – Boeing employee, enjoyed fishing and watching the Eagles lose. Died before things got weird.
+* '''Francis J. Benditt Sr.'''<ref>https://www.cavanaghfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Francis-J-Benditt?obId=25166095</ref> (1924–2011) – Boeing employee, enjoyed fishing and watching the Eagles lose. Died before things got weird.
 * '''Francis J. Benditt Jr.''' (1949– ) – Unremarkable placeholder in the Benditt timeline.
-* '''Francis J. Benditt III''' – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight.
+* '''Francis J. Benditt III'''<ref>https://x.com/FrankJBenditt</ref> – Gave up parenting to become a midlife edgelord and suburban stabber. Pro tip: if your dad’s over 70, don’t start a knife fight.
 * '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''' aka '''[[Fallenchungus]]'''