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'''Advice''' is guidance or recommendations offered with regard to prudent future action. | '''Advice''' is guidance or recommendations offered with regard to prudent future action. It is also the #1 thing Francis will ignore if his life depended on it (it does). | ||
Stop giving it to Francis. He will not listen. Instead, consider telling him to stop [['Baiting|suicide baiting]] and actually [[Budd Dwyer|kill himself]]. | Stop giving it to Francis. He will not listen. Instead, consider telling him to stop [['Baiting|suicide baiting]] and actually [[Budd Dwyer|kill himself]]. | ||
=== Do NOT give advice to Francis === | |||
Attempts to offer "help" will result in: | |||
* A blank stare. | |||
* A vague allusion to suicide for pity points. | |||
* Another 9-hour [[Agony Arena]] rewrite nobody asked for. | |||
Instead of giving him advice, consider giving him directions to the nearest rehabilitation center or better yet, a rubber room and a chalkboard with “I will not suicide bait” written 500 times. | |||
=== References === | |||
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Revision as of 02:28, 27 June 2025
Advice is guidance or recommendations offered with regard to prudent future action. It is also the #1 thing Francis will ignore if his life depended on it (it does).
Stop giving it to Francis. He will not listen. Instead, consider telling him to stop suicide baiting and actually kill himself.
Do NOT give advice to Francis
Attempts to offer "help" will result in:
- A blank stare.
- A vague allusion to suicide for pity points.
- Another 9-hour Agony Arena rewrite nobody asked for.
Instead of giving him advice, consider giving him directions to the nearest rehabilitation center or better yet, a rubber room and a chalkboard with “I will not suicide bait” written 500 times.