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***Francis Joseph Benditt III***
== Francis Joseph Benditt III ==
aka Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-lot, Fatherchungus
aka Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-lot, Fatherchungus


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Quote of the century:
Quote of the century:
 
''> “Let’s see who they’re going to believe now,”'' — while sitting next to his bleeding dad on the couch like it was a sitcom finale.
> “Let’s see who they’re going to believe now,” — while sitting next to his bleeding dad on the couch like it was a sitcom finale.
 
Raised a son who draws FART PORN, suicide-baits, and cries on main.
Raised a son who draws FART PORN, suicide-baits, and cries on main.


Currently banned from sharp objects and fatherhood.
Currently banned from sharp objects and fatherhood.

Revision as of 02:45, 23 May 2025

Francis Joseph Benditt III

aka Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-lot, Fatherchungus

is best known for stabbing his own boomer parents in a suburban meltdown that made *WorldStarHipHop* look classy.

Quote of the century:

> “Let’s see who they’re going to believe now,” — while sitting next to his bleeding dad on the couch like it was a sitcom finale.

Raised a son who draws FART PORN, suicide-baits, and cries on main.

Currently banned from sharp objects and fatherhood.