Francis Joseph Benditt III

• Francis Joseph Benditt III*

aka Daddy Chungus, Sir Stabs-A-lot, Fatherchungus

is best known for stabbing his own boomer parents in a suburban meltdown that made *WorldStarHipHop* look classy.

Quote of the century:

> “Let’s see who they’re going to believe now,” — while sitting next to his bleeding dad on the couch like it was a sitcom finale.

Raised a son who draws FART PORN, suicide-baits, and cries on main.

Currently banned from sharp objects and fatherhood.