DoorDash

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DoorDash is a food delivery company, best known for being the App of Choice by Francis Joseph Benditt IV.

His corpulent fat bloated addiction

In mid-april, when Zach came on the Kiwifarms thread and started leaking all sorts of gemmy info on Francis. A notable piece is how he said that Frank "doordashes almost every meal", if you live under a rock, Doordashing or any sort of food delivery is usually treated as a last resort due to the exorbitant fees added on to your purchase. Because of this, hearing that Frank orders food for every single meal is simultaneously horrifying and theFunniest Thing Ever. The most infamous item Francis ever doordashed was two 2L bottles of Coca-Cola, which was calculated to be around 22 dollars and 23 cents. During one of Frank's crashouts during the Frankpocalypse, he claimed that his doordash addiction was "financial addiction" and that he has an eating disorder. Independent fact checkers say this is false.

Agony Arena Fund

Due to the Frankpocalypse, many things came to light. Amongst those things, it was revealed what happened with the whopping 12 thousand United States Dollars that was given to Francis to pay his devslaves to code his game for him. He doordashed it all, running out sometime in April (his "I have 7 cents in my accounts" xeet). It is said that if an individual attempts to do the math on how much money Francis was burning every day, they will pop a blood vessel in their brain out of sheer anger and die. Keep in mind, this was money this fat fuck was supposed to use to pay people who actually did work (that will never see the light of day) for him, only for it to be spent on Frank's food fund. Learn to cook nigger.