Facts

Facts are statements which are true, not to be confused with Lies. Facts are something Francis and the people in his orbit seem to struggle with understanding. Here's some facts.

• Francis is a pedophile.
• Francis is going to hell.
• The ride never ends.
• Francis had sex with Isabella.
• Francis DoorDashed around 12,000 in USD over the past 5 months.
• Printern WILL come out.
• Francis will never kill himself.
• The thread will never die.
• Francis wants to intentionally EPI as many children as possible.
• Francis III got 'aped in jail by Tyrone.
• Black Country, New Road was better with Isaac Wood.
• Francis owns DoorDash stock.
• Francis WILL put the fries in the bag.
• Frank will troon out one day.
• Frank will never learn how to code.
• Francis will be a registered sex offender in the future.
• Francis is fat and WE would not have sex with him
• SlingMingo will never be a woman.
• Whenever Francis closes his eyes, he sees Budd Dwyer.
• Frank's retarded neighbour WILL break into his apartment and slice his neck open.