Lies

Lies are statements which are false, not to be confused with Facts. Lies are something Frank loves saying, whether to himself every night while he cries himself to sleep or to anyone who is willing to lend an ear (and an archive site at the ready.) Here are a list of lies, made by Francis.

Notable Lies

• He didn't have sex with Isabella
• The @dunkbunko account on KiwiFarms wasn't him
• He doesn't have a fart fetish
• He doesn't EPI kids
• He isn't liable for minors following his NSFW Xitter account
• The Kuromi drawing was a comission
• He won't be the Chris-Chan of our generation
• He didn't get his password leaked by Dr. Brap, a furry fart game
• He is in control of his emotions
• He never even contacted Isabella
• He's going to go to college
• He's going to move out of whatever section 8 group home he lives in
• He's going to stop using the internet
• He's going to leave Xitter
• He's going to stop getting into controversy
• He's going to learn how to code
• He's not a tranny chaser
• He's going to stop fucking up
• He's going to turn his life around
• He's going to start working out at the gym